BoldonLad
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- South Tyneside
Noooool. Please no
It may be wise to stockpile Jeans, just in case... be prepared and all that
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It may be wise to stockpile Jeans, just in case... be prepared and all that
PaulSB
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- Chorley, Lancashire
I have 1 dress that I have never worn. I keep it just in case.
What's this? In case you wear out all your jeans?
PaulSB
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- Location
- Chorley, Lancashire
Apologies. I now see the jeans jokes have already been done to death.
I dread to think what it would be like if this bunch of ageing loonies met in a pub! 🤣
BoldonLad
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If my Friday evening sessions with "the boys (average age 72)" is anything to go by... it is not for the faint hearted.
You never know with that Putin, he may decide to invade the Denim fields of whereever the Denim fields are
Nimes in France. " De Nimes " referring to the cloth from that region evolved into " Denim."
PaulSB
Squire
- Location
- Chorley, Lancashire
So, I have been extremely busy. Beds changed, white wash, coloureds wash, towels wash. All dry and folded. Tidying done, general chores done. Quick hoover and dust next.
I'm having a brew.
Mrs P got up, went out, came home, ate lunch, watched TV, went out, came home, had a drink and played games on her phone, went out.............the parting shot was
"Are you making tea tonight? I fancy salmon, new potatoes and peas. We've got lots of peas."
I suspect making tea would be a good plan. 😳
I'm having a brew.
Mrs P got up, went out, came home, ate lunch, watched TV, went out, came home, had a drink and played games on her phone, went out.............the parting shot was
"Are you making tea tonight? I fancy salmon, new potatoes and peas. We've got lots of peas."
I suspect making tea would be a good plan. 😳
PaulSB
Squire
- Location
- Chorley, Lancashire
If my Friday evening sessions with "the boys (average age 72)" is anything to go by... it is not for the faint hearted.
Sounds like my kind of party. Whisky or is it all beers? A lot of beer does restrict me somewhat.
BoldonLad
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Perhaps you should put your activities in a "Spoiler", @Mo1959 may read that, unprepared, and have a funny turn
BoldonLad
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- South Tyneside
All beer (if you count Guinness as beer), although, of late, we have taken to having an occasional nightcap or two, alcopops would you believe?, followed by a brandy or two for me, whisky for the others.
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PaulSB
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- Location
- Chorley, Lancashire
Perhaps you should put your activities in a "Spoiler", @Mo1959 may read that, unprepared, and have a funny turn
Wonderful. Love it! 🤣🤣🤣
welsh dragon
Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
You lot wouldn't run out of things to say as you would keep forgetting your conversations
welsh dragon
Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
It may be wise to stockpile Jeans, just in case... be prepared and all that
I have a stockpile. That's why I have had to stop buying anymore.
numbnuts
Squire
- Location
- Gone over the hill and far away
I hardy wear jeans and I've only got two pairs 
I guy dressed up as a woman and no one noticed
He told his mate
He said “what were you wearing”
“A pair of jeans”
I guy dressed up as a woman and no one noticed
He told his mate
He said “what were you wearing”
“A pair of jeans”
You lot wouldn't run out of things to say as you would keep forgetting your conversations
Cruel.
Mo1959
Legendary Member
- Location
- Perthshire,Scotland
Perhaps you should put your activities in a "Spoiler", @Mo1959 may read that, unprepared, and have a funny turn
It’s ok. I had a short siesta so it didn’t affect me too badly
