The Retirement Thread

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Exlaser2

Veteran
Afternoon everyone. I am busy chilling and googling after sailing. Would anyone like to guess what’s on the tv in background, yes it’s last nights Strictly 😂😀.
The good thing is mrs exlaser is only watching the dances and the scoring and fast forwarding though the rest 😂😂😀
 
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From my facebook page tonight, Lol!

3 guys in a club, sit and brag about how successful their sons are.
1st father says:" my son is a successful doctor he just bought his friend a Ferrari".
2nd father says:" my son is such an entrepreneur he sold off an invention of his and bought his friend a yacht ".
3rd father says:" well my son is a CEO of a global corporation, and he bought his friend a castle.

As they were talking a another guy walks past, and asked what they were talking about?

So the three replied they were talking about how successful and rich their sons were, so they asked him whether he has a son, which he replied yes.
So they asked him:" what does your son do for a living?"

In which he replied:" well he is a gay stripper".

With gaping mouths, they say:" well you must be so disappointed in him".

In which he replies:"not at all, He's doing quite well his 3 boyfriends just bought him a Ferrari, a yacht and a castle.
 

Paulus

Started young, and still going.
Location
Barnet,
Morning all from a damp and rainy Barnet.
I have the excitement of the fortnightly Sainsbury's delivery in the next hour. There are a couple of substitutions they can have back. Trout fillets instead of fish pie mix, and flavoured yoghurt instead of natural.
The first of the bin lorries have been down.
The start of another busy day in paradise :cuppa:
 
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