The Retirement Thread

[rustybolts]

I have risen! 1st!

Birthday today, but still got to do the ironing.

Happy birthday Drago , break out and have a few Guinness

 

[rustybolts]

I'm sure the Doctors and Nurses have heard every variation of comments many times.

A nurse I knew ( many years ago) had to remove a Baby Power whiskey bottle from an old guys exhaust pipe as no doctor was available . He said he sat down on it by accident ! Yes , they have heard it all , seen it all , removed it all " There's naught as queer as folk "

 

[classic33]

I have risen! 1st!

Birthday today, but still got to do the ironing.

Ironing on yer birthday!
Just yer birthday suit I presume...

 

[classic33]

An idea. Just thought of it and tbh not tried this.......why not just cut some AAs in half ?
No need to thank me.
Upthere for dancing, down there for thinking

Then they'd be AAAA batteries, and too small.

 

[Dave7]

Then they'd be AAAA batteries, and too small.

Well if you want to be 'picky' cut a 1/3rd off and use the rest.

 

[classic33]

Well if you want to be 'picky' cut a 1/3rd off and use the rest.

Would that work?

 

[Dave7]

Would that work?

What could possibly go wrong ?

 

[classic33]

What could possibly go wrong ?

He might try using the shorter pieces, but other than that, not much.

 

[Tenkaykev]

Well if you want to be 'picky' cut a 1/3rd off and use the rest.

They make a half AA battery, same diameter but half the length.

 

[classic33]

They make a half AA battery, same diameter but half the length.

Remove a third and you reduce the size by half?
Methinks yer maths is a wee bit rusty.

 

[Exlaser2]

I have risen! 1st!

Birthday today, but still got to do the ironing.

Happy birthday

 

[Exlaser2]

Its the kind that seems to wet you faster than big plops

Everyone on my mums side of my family who live in Shropshire near the Welsh border call that ‘ Welsh ‘ rain. 😂😂😀

 

[Drago]

I have risen!

 

[welsh dragon]

Everyone on my mums side of my family who like in Shropshire near the Welsh border call that ‘ Welsh ‘ rain. 😂😂😀

In Ireland they call it soft rain

 

[welsh dragon]

Coooeeee. 3 deg here at the moment.

Stay safe peeps