The Retirement Thread

[Dave7]

I'm back, a cheeky little 50 miles, fun on the way out with the tail wind, hard work on the way back into the wind. Not a bad ride considering I'm not a 100 percent, but I don't feel too bad at the moment.

Goes without saying.... rather you than me.
But well done.

 

[Dirk]

Who nicks my gravel, just been out and raked the gravel drive 70yard x 5yards maybe a bit bigger, every few years it needs another 10 ton of gravel dropped on it, it sits on top of 10 inches of crushed limestone, so where is 5 ton a year going too? If anyone says the gravel fairies I will believe them.

It's the Gravel Fairies.......

 

[Dave7]

We don't have a microwave

What!!!!!
How do you do your cornflakes or make a cuppa every morning?

 

[screenman]

What!!!!!
How do you do your cornflakes or make a cuppa every morning?

I would like to know the answer to that, mine just appears beside the pillow each morning.

 

[classic33]

Who nicks my gravel, just been out and raked the gravel drive 70yard x 5yards maybe a bit bigger, every few years it needs another 10 ton of gravel dropped on it, it sits on top of 10 inches of crushed limestone, so where is 5 ton a year going too? If anyone says the gravel fairies I will believe them.

Watching, waiting...

 

[Paulus]

View: https://youtu.be/HI0x0KYChq4

 

[Deleted member 1258]

What!!!!!
How do you do your cornflakes or make a cuppa every morning?

Cornflakes are just poured in the bowl, a sprinkling of chopped mixed nuts and dried mixed fruit is added and milk poured on. Tea? I just boil the kettle

 

[Dirk]

Cornflakes are just poured in the bowl, a sprinkling of chopped mixed nuts and dried mixed fruit is added and milk poured on. Tea? I just boil the kettle

You're so domesticated!

 

[Deleted member 1258]

You're so domesticated!

I have to be, with my Good Lady having health problems I have to do all the stuff round the house, and look after her as well.

 

[Dave7]

Cornflakes are just poured in the bowl, a sprinkling of chopped mixed nuts and dried mixed fruit is added and milk poured on. Tea? I just boil the kettle

Sorry but IMO you are sooooo wrong.
Cornflakes. Pour cold milk on then microwave for minimum 10 minutes. Check for soggyness then, maybe, another 2 minutes.

Tea. Put teabag in cup. Add cold water. Microwave for 10 minutes. Stir then check to see if its stewed enough, then, maybe another 2 minutes.
Simps.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Sorry but IMO you are sooooo wrong.
Cornflakes. Pour cold milk on then microwave for minimum 10 minutes. Check for soggyness then, maybe, another 2 minutes.

Tea. Put teabag in cup. Add cold water. Microwave for 10 minutes. Stir then check to see if its stewed enough, then, maybe another 2 minutes.
Simps.

Whats the point in putting cornflakes in a microwave? Why make a cuppa in a microwave, its easier to make it in the pot or cup.

 

[Dave7]

Whats the point in putting cornflakes in a microwave? Why make a cuppa in a microwave, its easier to make it in the pot or cup.

I am beginning to wonder......could you be a heathen
or maybe a little northern education could help

 

[Bonefish Blues]

Wetter back down South than up North, I can report. That and a slightly improving prognosis for an ailing father. Both were most welcome

 

[Bonefish Blues]

Who nicks my gravel, just been out and raked the gravel drive 70yard x 5yards maybe a bit bigger, every few years it needs another 10 ton of gravel dropped on it, it sits on top of 10 inches of crushed limestone, so where is 5 ton a year going too? If anyone says the gravel fairies I will believe them.

Watch out for blokes in baggy trousers...

View: https://youtu.be/9zugv1NdMj4

 

[Deleted member 1258]

I am beginning to wonder......could you be a heathen
or maybe a little northern education could help

Though I'm living in the Midlands I'm a southern Gentleman.