The Retirement Thread

[roadrash]

Applying for another voluntary role.

fray bentos pie taste tester

 

[Drago]

Field Tester for Viagra.

 

[roadrash]

try the Viagra eye drops , they do nothing for your sex life but they make you look hard

 

[Dirk]

Mornin' skivers.
Taking my pair of folding bikes down to Okehampton, to sell, this morning after having a serious enquiry off Gumtree.
That'll be a bit more room in the garage,
Just got wife's Ridgeback touring bike to shift next.
Lunch at The White Hart Wetherspoons is beckoning......

 

[welsh dragon]

Good morning. Another cold but sunny day. The rugby is on today.

 

[Drago]

Going to clean the Pension Book Special this morning, lunch at the Goat and Vasectomy.

 

[arch684]

Morning all,housework needs doing but it's to nice a day to stay in,it can wait

 

[Drago]

I try to do my chores at the weekend, because its difficult to enjoy the outside world when the workies are clogging it up, driving like tools and generally getting stressy.

 

[roadrash]

been out for an hour on the recumbent, its bloody cold

 

[welsh dragon]

I went out for 2 minutes. Bloody cold here as well.

 

[GM]

Nice and sunny here in the smoke, tempting fate to get the garden furniture out.

 

[roadrash]

oh its sunny enough here at wigan pier, nice and bright but bloody freezing , ive told mrs roadrash if shes cold she should huddle over a candle, if it gets any colder I may think about lighting it

 

[welsh dragon]

oh its sunny enough here at wigan pier, nice and bright but bloody freezing , ive told mrs roadrash if shes cold she should huddle over a candle, if it gets any colder I may think about lighting it

You are so generous Mr RR.

 

[roadrash]

I know, I know, too generous for my own good sometimes

 

[Dirk]

Gorgeous day here in Devon.
Just got back from Okehampton after selling both of my folding bikes. Currently in the pub in Braunton waiting for me dinna!