The Retirement Thread

[welsh dragon]

Hell no. . Time for more coffee

 

[screenman]

I am going to tie Pam to a long rope and send her off down the driveway to check on the road conditions.

 

[Dirk]

I am going to tie Pam to a long rope and send her off down the driveway to check on the road conditions.

I'm staying in bed.....

 

[screenman]

It is bad out there, I am hibernating.

 

[screenman]

Help, I am being forcefed dropped scones with maple syrup.

 

[Dirk]

It is bad out there, I am hibernating.

I would too, but I've got to get up in a bit and take the wheels off my caravan. Taking them down to my local garage to get the tyres changed as the old ones are 8 years old this year.

 

[PaulSB]

Milk bottles frozen completely solid. It must have happened since but I only recall it from childhood.


Now I have just used the last of the milk to make my porridge and only one of us has had coffee...........I see trouble ahead.

 

[roadrash]

Help, I am being forcefed dropped scones with maple syrup.

is there enough for all of us

 

[screenman]

is there enough for all of us

Knowing Pam, yes.

 

[roadrash]

well obviously I cant make it too Lincoln as you said the roads are bad , so, could you post some to..
roadrash
@wigan pier
wigan
Thanks

 

[screenman]

well obviously I cant make it too Lincoln as you said the roads are bad , so, could you post some to..
roadrash
@wigan pier
wigan
Thanks

If you think I am going to send my wife up to the post office in this weather just to send you some grub, will you pay the postage?

 

[roadrash]

yes, I will pay the postage , and pay extra for a comical video of mrs screenman slip sliding through the snow on her way to the post office

 

[screenman]

I would too, but I've got to get up in a bit and take the wheels off my caravan. Taking them down to my local garage to get the tyres changed as the old ones are 8 years old this year.

Just remined me, we do not have a hill in the garden, it is in fact a white fluffy caravan. You would have to get a shovel out to get to the wheels on this one at the moment.

 

[GM]

I would too, but I've got to get up in a bit and take the wheels off my caravan. Taking them down to my local garage to get the tyres changed as the old ones are 8 years old this year.

That sounds like a job for the weekend. I'd stay in bed!

 

[Deleted member 1258]

My car didn't need the ice scraping of it this morning, I had to brush the snow off. I'm sat in Specsavers whilst my Good Lady has an eye test. Coventry's roads are clear this morning dispite the dusting of snow we had.