The Retirement Thread

[welsh dragon]

See? It can happen to the best of us.........

Or the worst in your case.

 

[classic33]

10 miles from home and I have been dragged into the pub, kicking and screaming I was. Anyways things have calmed down now I have had a pint, let's us see what happens after the next one. No good for the 6 pack in 6 weeks though, I may have to apply for an extension

That bad, planning permission is required?

 

[Drago]

A winky extension?

 

[screenman]

A winky extension?

No, a time extension. In fact have you noticed the smaller the stomach the longer the other bit gets.

 

[Drago]

An inversely proportional relationship, eh?

 

[screenman]

An inversely proportional relationship, eh?

r


Dowhatmate?

Back home now and Pam has put a large Bailey's and a huge Pims in front of me, which one first.

 

[screenman]

Who put that r there?

 

[jongooligan]

Back home now and Pam has put a large Bailey's and a huge Pims in front of me, which one first.

Bailey's and Pims? Together? Either? Both? Where's the bork emoji?

Found it.

 

[screenman]

Bailey's and Pims? Together? Either? Both? Where's the bork emoji?

Found it.

Bailey's went down first, after 3 pints at the pub it worked quite well.

 

[welsh dragon]

Bailey's went down first, after 3 pints at the pub it worked quite well.

Doesn't it curdle? I'm with Mr @Drago.

When i went shopping in Morrisons yesterday i bought 2 cartons of Hagen dazs Salted caramel ice cream. They were half price so i could hardly say no now could i.

 

[screenman]

Feels fine at the moment. Do you think I should refuse the G&T.

 

[welsh dragon]

Feels fine at the moment. Do you think I should refuse the G&T.

It might be wise.

 

[pjd57]

This weekend , and it's 7 years since I left the fire brigade.
Still another 5 years to wait on the state pension .

 

[screenman]

Very windy out there this morning, also very warm an odd combination. Off out dent fixing today and I am looking forward to it, gym later.I

Have a good one.

 

[arch684]

Morning all. Today's plan is to walk the dog then a few easy miles on the bike then sit in the garden with a beer or two