The Retirement Thread

[172traindriver]

Well jel,shut uuuuup.I live in essex and only about 10 miles from brentwood where all these people come from and i don't know anybody who speaks like that.

 

[Drago]

Well jel,shut uuuuup.I live in essex and only about 10 miles from brentwood where all these people come from and i don't know anybody who speaks like that.

Thats cos you is posh, innit.

 

[PaulSB]

Hmmm......just had shower and find Mrs P is watching re runs of Colin Firth, sorry Pride and Prejudice.

For some bizarre reason I’ve just Googled Colin Firth. He’s 6 years younger than me and to my astonishment was born in the same village, Grayshott in Hampshire. It was a tiny place then and we must surely have known the family.

This is really going to bug me as my sister** apart I’m the only surviving member of our family. Got to get to the bottom of this one.

**Can’t ask my sister as she hasn't spoken to us in 29 years.

 

[welsh dragon]

Hmmm......just had shower and find Mrs P is watching re runs of Colin Firth, sorry Pride and Prejudice.

For some bizarre reason I’ve just Googled Colin Firth. He’s 6 years younger than me and to my astonishment was born in the same village, Grayshott in Hampshire. It was a tiny place then and we must surely have known the family.

This is really going to bug me as my sister** apart I’m the only surviving member of our family. Got to get to the bottom of this one.

**Can’t ask my sister as she has spoken to us in 29 years.

Ooh. Colin Firth. In Briget Jones diary.

 

[The Central Scrutinizer]

Thats cos you is posh, innit.

"My given name is Dickie, I come from Billericay
And I'm doing very well"

*Ian Dury

 

[welsh dragon]

Good morning. What a shock to the system. Quite chilly here. Brrrrrr

 

[jongooligan]

Morning WD. Had to come into the office this morning for the first time in ages. Rode in on the motorbike and had to switch on the heated grips to keep my hands warm.
I'll be gone by lunchtime though and BBC says it will be 20C here this afternoon so will be out for a ride.

 

[welsh dragon]

Morning WD. Had to come into the office this morning for the first time in ages. Rode in on the motorbike and had to switch on the heated grips to keep my hands warm.
I'll be gone by lunchtime though and BBC says it will be 20C here this afternoon so will be out for a ride.

Heated grips? Dam. I could do with something like that for my bike. . Morning by the way.

 

[Dirk]

Morning all.

 

[Drago]

Gutten morgen.

 

[BromptonChrispy]

Bugger, I can't join in here for another 4 years. Pah!

You're going to love it when you're eligible mate!

 

[Deleted member 1258]

"My given name is Dickie, I come from Billericay
And I'm doing very well"

*Ian Dury

Had a love affair with Nina in the back of my Cortina
A seasoned-up hyena could not have been more obscener
She took me to the cleaners and other misdemeanours

 

[GM]

^
He was a great poet.

Morning all I want my 30 degrees back

 

[numbnuts]

Good morning. What a shock to the system. Quite chilly here. Brrrrrr

Same here and we have some wet stuff as well

 

[The Central Scrutinizer]

Morning all

I blame dirk for all this malarkey.