The Retirement Thread

[welsh dragon]

That last picture looks like scraping from my Y fronts.

Mmm. In fact it is cow muck.... as you say. Just like your Y fronts then.

 

[welsh dragon]

Morning. Is everyone ready for the expected storms? On and cooo-eeeee

 

[Drago]

Hungover. Dog walked. Having my customary Nespresso, then I'll be doing the cherished transfer of my plate onto the Smart car - M4NLY.

 

[Drago]

Head hurts a bit. I lost count at pint number 8 of Spitfire. Up every 5 minutes in the night wazzing , and we all know that for ever pint a middle aged man drinks their bladder produces 3. Going to be a grumpy hector this morning. Even a mad thread about @Accy cyclist complaining of being abducted by aliens for sex experiments wont cheer me up.

 

[welsh dragon]

Head hurts a bit. I lost count at pint number 8 of Spitfire. Up every 5 minutes in the night wazzing , and we all know that for ever pint a middle aged man drinks their bladder produces 3. Going to be a grumpy hector this morning. Even a mad thread about @Accy cyclist complaining of being abducted by aliens for sex experiments wont cheer me up.

Serves you right. Self inflicted misery so no sympathy from me.

 

[Drago]

All the young slim tight shirt wearing modern hipster coppers seemed a bit frightened by us hulking great old school retirees. Was saddened to hear that a copper in the news yesterday had half his ear bitten off by a sheet bag, and the Bobby is a young lad I know, was a probationary (sorry, student officer) when I retired. He's a nice lad, friendly, switched on, sensible, a rare combination in modern young coppers and I was saddened to hear the news.

Next time you see some scrambled egg rank talking on tv about how they police by consent, you can shout at the TV, "MY ARRISS YOU DO!" They're so out of touch it's painful, and its youngsters like this Bobby that pay the price for their ignorance.

 

[Dirk]

Policemen all look so young these days..........

 

[Deleted member 1258]

We had a lovely trip out yesterday, pensioners day trip with the club, a boat trip with dinner included, and a bar on board as well. A day that was spoilt in the end when I discovered that the local flies had got in the kitchen bin and I'd got an infestation to deal with before I went to bed.

 

[Venod]

I got wet through on yesterdays ride, the first rain I have seen while riding in months, I was about 10 miles from home, when I arrived home we hadn't had a drop, the grass is still beige coloured.

 

[welsh dragon]

We had a lovely trip out yesterday, pensioners day trip with the club, a boat trip with dinner included, and a bar on board as well. A day that was spoilt in the end when I discovered that the local flies had got in the kitchen bin and I'd got an infestation to deal with before I went to bed.

A like for your day out, not the flies.

 

[Drago]

I got wet through on yesterdays ride...

A urine drainage bag strapped to your thigh will sort that out. No need to thank me.

 

[welsh dragon]

A urine drainage bag strapped to your thigh will sort that out. No need to thank me.

Drago has lots of experience about that sort of thing.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

A like for your day out, not the flies.

I've never seen so many maggots, took me an hour to clean them up.

 

[welsh dragon]

I've never seen so many maggots, took me an hour to clean them up.

Oh god. . Well done for getting rid of them. I would have forced Mr WD to do the manly thing.

 

[screenman]

Swim done, now for some bit and bobbing again, hard hour on the bike later. Sometimes it is good to take a few minutes and think about how lucky we are.