Head hurts a bit. I lost count at pint number 8 of Spitfire. Up every 5 minutes in the night wazzing , and we all know that for ever pint a middle aged man drinks their bladder produces 3. Going to be a grumpy hector this morning. Even a mad thread about @Accy cyclist complaining of being abducted by aliens for sex experiments wont cheer me up.
Ahh! what a shame you feel so poorly, must have been something you ate.
When do you become middle aged, I am yet to join the get up in the night for a P brigade, no the mattress is not wet in the morning.