The Retirement Thread

[Dirk]

I finished a full pack of bourbons yesterday, mrs roadrash said bloody hell have you eaten all of them , I said.....it was an accident..

I always blame God.

 

[classic33]

I always blame God.

Which one?

 

[classic33]

Patron Saint for retirees: Anthony of Padua, patron of the elderly. He’s actually best known for locating lost items, a skill that undoubtedly will come in handy as we move into our golden years. But Anthony already has a list of other causes that would be a handful for even the most experienced saint. Shipwrecks, starvation, sterility, animals, sailors, harvests, paupers, and the oppressed, to name just the more noteworthy ones.

No, Anthony must be one busy dude already.

 

[Dirk]

Which one?

Take your pick.......

 

[numbnuts]

Take your pick.......

Michael Miles.......what did I win

 

[Dirk]

Michael Miles.......what did I win

Bong!

 

[Drago]

Why is it that during the recent dry spell the grass does not grow but the weeds did? Going to mow my weeds tomorrow.

 

[welsh dragon]

I have just been in the field blackberry picking. I have put them into the freezer. I need to buy a bigger plastic container for them all.

 

[welsh dragon]

Good morning. I appear to be first today sooooo cooooo eeeee . Damp and misty here at the moment. I am off to do my shopping this morning. Deep joy.

 

[PaulSB]

I always blame God.

He moves in mysterious ways, mainly towards our biscuit barrel

 

[PaulSB]

Good morning chaps and chapesses.

Dull, cloudy, light drizzle but very still.

Heading out with the new Gentle (men's) Meanders group this morning. A gentle paced ride we've set up to help a good friend get back to cycling after two years of heart issues. Michael has bought an electric bike, first in the club, and I hear is slaughtering all comers on the climbs. He says he's calmed down now.......hmmmmm

 

[welsh dragon]

Good morning chaps and chapesses.

Dull, cloudy, light drizzle but very still.

Heading out with the new Gentle (men's) Meanders group this morning. A gentle paced ride we've set up to help a good friend get back to cycling after two years of heart issues. Michael has bought an electric bike, first in the club, and I hear is slaughtering all comers on the climbs. He says he's calmed down now.......hmmmmm

Well done. Nice to hear good news stories. May your friend keep turning the pedals for many years to come.

 

[welsh dragon]

He moves in mysterious ways, mainly towards our biscuit barrel

Maybe someone should invent a biscuit jar that only allows you to take one biscuit, then slams shut and won't allow another biscuit to be taken for an hour.

 

[Drago]

Mutley walked, having a coffee. Then it'll be hit the weights (arm and shoulder day), tidy up, and clean the Pinnacle bike. Scheduled medical appt at 1430hrs in town, which is a proverbial ache of the testiculars, but can't be helped.

 

[Mo1959]

Maybe someone should invent a biscuit jar that only allows you to take one biscuit, then slams shut and won't allow another biscuit to be taken for an hour.

Like Arkwright's till? Lol.