The Retirement Thread

[classic33]

Bungalow cleaned and polished.
Bedrooms readied for guests this weekend.
Doggie walked.
Car cleaned.
Worked up a thirst.
It's that time of day again......

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[Dave7]

I would have a go at selling it private, you would get nowhere near that from the trade. Be prepared for tyre kickers, liars, knockers and silly bids. At a guess the offers so far have been around £4,000.

Been offered £5,800 from 3 traders.

 

[PaulSB]

Yellow sticker shopping. I'm busy checking the offers, turn round to find a lady fishing round my trolley for bargains!

 

[screenman]

Been offered £5,800 from 3 traders.

I would say that is a very good offer, I have in that last few minutes traded my 2009 Mazda 6 estate for £1700, I could have hung on an tried to retail it and likely the garage will make maybe £2995 of it but I would rather they have the aggro, and believe me it is just that. You maybe be lucky and get that nice guy around the house, but the chances are you will also get people you may not like coming around.

Sorry I could not help you more.

 

[welsh dragon]

Yellow sticker shopping. I'm busy checking the offers, turn round to find a lady fishing round my trolley for bargains!

My youngest grandsons always hunt the yellow sticker stuff.

 

[Drago]

My Y fronts are yellow sticker specials.

 

[Drago]

Wash day tomorrow.

Spoiler: gross image of dirty knickers

 

[screenman]

Wash day tomorrow.

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Why?

 

[Dave7]

Wash day tomorrow.

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Nah......good for another 2 weeks I reckon.
Throw them at the wall......if the stick then wash them. If they slide down you have another 2 weeks.

 

[welsh dragon]

 

[Drago]

There are the four standard combinations. Normal, back to front, inside out, and inside out back to front. I've heard that the Freemasons hold the secret to the mythical fifth combination.

 

[screenman]

There are the four standard combinations. Normal, back to front, inside out, and inside out back to front. I've heard that the Freemasons hold the secret to the mythical fifth combination.

Upside down.

 

[Dirk]

Upside down.

Really? Are you on the level?

 

[screenman]

Really? Are you on the level?

Have you seen those trousers where the crotch is around the knees, well those were designed for upside down pants wearers.

 

[Dirk]

Have you seen those trousers where the crotch is around the knees, well those were designed for upside down pants wearers.

Harem pants? Aka 'Poopy pants'.