The Retirement Thread

[Drago]

I thought they were shopping pants. Much better for the back.

 

[cosmicbike]

There are the four standard combinations. Normal, back to front, inside out, and inside out back to front. I've heard that the Freemasons hold the secret to the mythical fifth combination.

They use them as hats

 

[Drago]

Thank you to whoever (Cosmo?) saved the world from my dirty knickers. I've already had a snotty phone call from the U.N. it seems my shreddies contravene strategic arms limitation treaties governing biological weapons.

 

[welsh dragon]

Thank you to whoever (Cosmo?) saved the world from my dirty knickers. I've already had a snotty phone call from the U.N. it seems my shreddies contravene strategic arms limitation treaties governing biological weapons.

Goodness. That is quite disgusting...but you know that.

 

[Drago]

You know me Weslhie, im the Compo of the retirement gang.

 

[Pat "5mph"]

Thank you to whoever (Cosmo?) saved the world from my dirty knickers. I've already had a snotty phone call from the U.N. it seems my shreddies contravene strategic arms limitation treaties governing biological weapons.

It was me that saved the world!!!
Could not be bothered doing the umpteen quotes thereafter, so I left them

 

[cosmicbike]

You know me Weslhie, im the Compo of the retirement gang.

Now that paints a picture....

Thank you to whoever (Cosmo?) saved the world from my dirty knickers. I've already had a snotty phone call from the U.N. it seems my shreddies contravene strategic arms limitation treaties governing biological weapons.

Not me, I'm happy for you to air your dirty laundry in public

 

[Drago]

Ah, a fellow Y front aficionado.

 

[numbnuts]

-1.5 here I'm going back to bed until the heating come on

 

[PaulSB]

everyone. Today seems to be setting up for a bit grey with sunny spells. That will do as it's a walking day with friends and neighbours. Time to pack the picnic.

We may go to the local fireworks tonight.

I've eaten four Hobnobs with my coffee

 

[welsh dragon]

Good morning. All sparkly white here.

 

[Dirk]

Morning all.

I see our cunning plan for world domination is finally coming together.........mwahaha!
https://dailym.ai/2CY0Mcb

 

[welsh dragon]

Morning all.

I see our cunning plan for world domination is finally coming together.........mwahaha!
https://dailym.ai/2CY0Mcb

World domination is on the cards. .

 

[Drago]

Very cold and frosty here. Muttley walked, astonished at how many drivers aren't clearing their windows and are flying about like Roger Ramjet with a burning turdlet trapped betwixt his buttocks. Will be a morning for road carnage methinks.

 

[Dave7]

Lovely frosty day. Up early this morning. Jobs done.....cuppa enjoyed but!!!
I have a dilema.
I expected a miserable day so had planned to watch the golf on tv (from Turkey this week). However the sunshine is saying RIDE.
I may just get a 10 miler in to clear my conscience.