The Retirement Thread

[jongooligan]

Meet your new teacher!
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Zlata

That´s got to be two people and some clever camera work surely?

 

[welsh dragon]

Morming folks. Misty but calm here today. Supposed to be going colder though.

The barber I use is called Turkish Hairlines. They are genuine Turks and have a lot of Turkish customers, which frankly in a small Lancashire town is a bit weird. Anyway.

I'm sat waiting for my turn. I can see one customer sat in a chair reflected in the mirror and he appears to have a cotton bud sticking out of one nostril. The barber moves the chair a bit and said customer now clearly has a cotton bud sticking out of each nostril. Fascinating or what? Rowan Atkinson anyone? He also has some sort of black clamp across the lower part of his nose.

A few minutes later the barber removes the clamp, pulls the cotton buds out with a very sharp tug. Said cotton buds have large lumps of green wax on them. This guy was having his nose hair waxed........aaaaaggggghhhhhh!!!!!!!!!! The barber showed the results to the customer.........

 

[Deleted member 1258]

It's been raining and looks cold and grey. I'm rather hoping someone will call off today's planned ride but if not......

Sounds like an application of rule 9 is needed

http://www.velominati.com/the-rules/

 

[Drago]

Muttley walked. A touch mlder than yesterday, but still far from warm.

 

[Dave7]

Up early(ish) today........its as dark as the inside of a pair of Drago's Y fronts .
No golf today as Mr Fixit is coming. He is replacing the rooflight (as the old polycarbon is very discoloured) and replacing 2 floodlights.
Mrs D is, as usual for Wednesday, out with her 93 year old aunty & cousin. They do all their shopping then have a meal out.
So a chill day for me.

 

[Drago]

Quick tidy up. All my cycling shoes and Camelbaks of various sorts put away.

 

[numbnuts]

I've just got up, breakfast followed by shopping, but I ain't in no hurry

 

[Drago]

Shopping? Can't you fake a stroke or something to get out of It?

 

[Deleted member 1258]

I'm takling the basket of ironing that I've been watching grow over the last week, out to lunch later then down the club for the afternoon.

 

[numbnuts]

Shopping? Can't you fake a stroke or something to get out of It?

I live on my own it's shopping or starve

 

[Dirk]

I've just got up, breakfast followed by shopping, but I ain't in no hurry

Just about sums up my day today.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

We've had a change of plan, we got down Jubilee Crescent and found, to our suprise, the cafe was closed. We're now in the cafe in Crampers Field.

 

[classic33]

That´s got to be two people and some clever camera work surely?

Nope, which is why i put the name in.
Real name Julia Gunthel..

 

[PaulSB]

Sounds like an application of rule 9 is needed

http://www.velominati.com/the-rules/

I am a badass. Zero degrees until the temperature rose to +1...........home now and the sun is shining.

 

[PaulSB]

Quick tidy up. All my cycling shoes and Camelbaks of various sorts put away. View attachment 439794

I can never invite you to my house...........