Moaning. Muttley walked. All the twits are out, either scraping their cars because they're too lazy to put them away or cover them. Then there are then other car twits - the road between us and one of the adjacent villages is closed - motorists are ignoring the road closure, driving around the signs and carrying on. I can only hope their cars fall down a deep trench when they get to the roadworks.
I mean, the signs have two words - ROAD and CLOSED. I'm no Einsteinninin but even a thick like me can figure out what the at means.