The Retirement Thread

[172traindriver]

I would. However i turned the dam thing off.

Turn it back on then!!

 

[172traindriver]

Good afternoon. My feet are killing me now. I had no idea a man could spend so long in a supermarket looking at the bloody labels, and he kept leaving the trolley in the middle of the isle so people couldn't get past. I had to keep moving the dam thing.

The trolley or him?

 

[172traindriver]

That is def a cringe worthy story. What a saddo

So you were never a physio then?

 

[172traindriver]

Been to physio. A very attractive polish girl, probably mid 20's. First thing she told me to do was to take my T shirt off. I spent the next half hour flexing while trying to pretend I wasn't flexing, and sucking my stomach in. She beat me to a pulp, as physio's do, but I enjoyed every minute of it.

Down boy!!

 

[172traindriver]

My physio told me I'd got 'beautiful legs'.
She's obviously highly experienced.

How much did it cost to get her to say that?

 

[PaulSB]

Did you all meet up?

Yep. 60 miles and a fun cafe stop

 

[172traindriver]

Nah - Ilfracombe is a 6 mile drive.
THIS is on my doorstep...........

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Not quite so many bathers today

 

[welsh dragon]

The trolley or him?

Both

 

[172traindriver]

Cold!
There was frost this time Saturday.

Sounds like its not cold enough for you

 

[172traindriver]

General shopping. It was a nightmare.

Full of bloody Christmas shoppers?

 

[welsh dragon]

Full of bloody Christmas shoppers?

Full of old age pensioners

 

[derrick]

That is def a cringe worthy story. What a saddo

Its another one of his dreams.

 

[Drago]

I wonder if Carol Voderman is a physio and would take a look at my sprained man vegetables?

 

[172traindriver]

I wonder if Carol Voderman is a physio and would take a look at my sprained man vegetables?

Do they pass EU regs or are they too bent. Could be on the shelves going cheap

 

[welsh dragon]

I wonder if Carol Voderman is a physio and would take a look at my sprained man vegetables?

I think if Mrs D caught you, you would end up witn shrivelled man vegetables, or broken ones