The Retirement Thread

[Deleted member 1258]

I'm back, my first ride of 2019 has been done, 54 miles with a stop at Hatton Locks cafe, there were ten of us round the table, we had a good turn out.

 

[Drago]

Decs have been ORGANISED

He has. Rehab seems to have straightened him out good.

 

[classic33]

I had something similar. I threatened to call his superiors, but he'd already pocketed my phone.

Call returned from this office.

He was under the height limit, spoke no gaelic and was in Wales, when he stopped me.

 

[Drago]

He spoke no garlic? He wasn't italian then.

 

[roadrash]

He spoke no garlic? He wasn't italian then.

nor vampire

 

[Dirk]

Job done, tow car sorted. 2.2 ltrs of Honda's best oil burner under the bonnet. Just driven back from Gloucester to North Devon and averaged 52 mpg. I can live with that.

 

[derrick]

Back from the black hole of Calcutter, Had a good drive bothways, A lovely roast dinner washed down with a pint, A wander around the shops, bought mum her Christmas pressie, At least when she picks something she will wear it. A good day out, back home now with a cup of tea and a biscuit.

 

[172traindriver]

Back from the black hole of Calcutter, Had a good drive bothways, A lovely roast dinner washed down with a pint, A wander around the shops, bought mum her Christmas pressie, At least when she picks something she will wear it. A good day out, back home now with a cup of tea and a biscuit.
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There you go not that bad after all, you may even get to like Clacton

 

[Drago]

New super mega fast fibre optic router fitted. Say goodbye to MI6 Surveillance Feed, and hello to Free Porn Supply.

 

[Drago]

Back from the black hole of Calcutter, Had a good drive bothways, A lovely roast dinner washed down with a pint, A wander around the shops, bought mum her Christmas pressie, At least when she picks something she will wear it. A good day out, back home now with a cup of tea and a biscuit.
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Blimey mate. You're older than I thought, and a chick!

 

[172traindriver]

New super mega fast fibre optic router fitted. Say goodbye to MI6 Surveillance Feed, and hello to Free Porn Supply.

You'll be able to get Dr Alice is super HD close up etc

 

[numbnuts]

-2c here back to bed with electric blanket on me thinks

 

[PaulSB]

I haven't checked outside but I've gone back to bed with tea!!

 

[screenman]

Off out for a swim at 6.20am not sure what it is like outside yet.

 

[172traindriver]

Off out for a swim at 6.20am not sure what it is like outside yet.

Cold and dark