The Retirement Thread

[PaulSB]

Sauce observations after considerable thought:

Red - bacon, egg or chip barms or any combination. Also permissible on fish and chips, hot dogs

Brown sauce - beans, sausage barm

Tartare - fish and chips to which it's permissible to add red and/or Mayo. Any combination of the three is OK

Mustard English - ham, hot dogs

Mustard French -

Mayo - cheese and salad or cheese and tomato barm

Horseradish - beef, salmon and trout but only cold

 

[Drago]

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Now that is a pleasant sight!

Cold here, a dusting of snow on the ground. Still got a headache so feet up, lots of rest, and make sure I wear my reading glasses. I've ducked out of SAR training tonight because of my head - its first aid, and I only requalified a couple of months ago anyway.

 

[PaulSB]

TOMATOES

More controversy I fear. Tinned tomatoes should NEVER be part of a full English.

To gain 10/10 a Full English breakfast tomato must be halved, cored and grilled to squishily soft. Hard, luke warm tomatoes result in immediate disqualification.

The juices should mingle gently with the beans.

 

[GM]

Morning all. Busy morning coming up, Pilates and dog walking and make a start on decorating the hall this afternoon.

On the sauce front..... Salad cream with fish fingers, English mustard with a pork pie.

Went to see Stan & Ollie last night, most certainly is a good film!

 

[roadrash]

There can be only one, end of discussion..
..

 

[Dirk]

TOMATOES

More controversy I fear. Tinned tomatoes should NEVER be part of a full English.

To gain 10/10 a Full English breakfast tomato must be halved, cored and grilled to squishily soft. Hard, luke warm tomatoes result in immediate disqualification.

The juices should mingle gently with the beans.

No! Definitely got to be tinned plum tomatoes.

 

[Dirk]

Sauce observations after considerable thought:

Red - bacon, egg or chip barms or any combination. Also permissible on fish and chips, hot dogs

Brown sauce - beans, sausage barm

Tartare - fish and chips to which it's permissible to add red and/or Mayo. Any combination of the three is OK

Mustard English - ham, hot dogs

Mustard French -

Mayo - cheese and salad or cheese and tomato barm

Horseradish - beef, salmon and trout but only cold

That's some crazy mixed up thinking thar boy!

 

[roadrash]

No! Definitely got to be tinned plum tomatoes.

^^^^that man speaks sense^^^^ (bet you don't hear that very often)

 

[Dirk]

^^^^that man speaks sense^^^^ (bet you don't hear that very often)

All the time when I'm not on here....

 

[welsh dragon]

^^^^that man speaks sense^^^^ (bet you don't hear that very often)

Not on this forum no.

 

[welsh dragon]

Morning troops. Bloomin cold here as well. Quite Brrrrr.. Another rubbish nights sleep here as well.

 

[PaulSB]

No! Definitely got to be tinned plum tomatoes.

NO! NO! NO!

That's just so wrong

 

[PaulSB]

I've just taken my evening meds in error..........

 

[welsh dragon]

I've just taken my evening meds in error..........

Oh dearl another senior moment i see

 

[Drago]

I've just taken my evening meds in error..........

A double scotch for breakfast?