The Retirement Thread

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classic33

Leg End Member
REFEREEEEE.
Cant you mods sort this Welsh woman out :wacko:
Summat like this?
Daffy Yellow Card.jpg
 

Dave7

Legendary Member
Location
Cheshire
Sauce observations after considerable thought:

Red - bacon, egg or chip barms or any combination. Also permissible on fish and chips, hot dogs

Brown sauce - beans, sausage barm

Tartare - fish and chips to which it's permissible to add red and/or Mayo. Any combination of the three is OK

Mustard English - ham, hot dogs

Mustard French - xx(xx(xx(

Mayo - cheese and salad or cheese and tomato barm

Horseradish - beef, salmon and trout but only cold
Some of those suggestions are surely illegal.
You cannot have ANY type of sauce on eggs, beans or fish.
You have also dissed French mustard.
I am afraid its a damned good whipping for you.
 

classic33

Leg End Member
Have you ever actually tasted testicles or scrotum ?????
I rest my case.
Bull?
 

Dave7

Legendary Member
Location
Cheshire
I was really tired last night......a combination of playing golf in the freezing cold followed by a few whiskies. I was in bed, zonked out before ten. I said........."nothing special on tomorrow so I will sleep till I wake naturally".
So when I opened my eyes to look at the clock it was.........
........
.........
09.42 :eek:.
Not done that for many years
 
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