The Retirement Thread

[welsh dragon]

Just booked my car in for its annual service and M.O.T. next Wednesday.

 

[Drago]

Anyone placed a Ebay bid for debris from the dukes crash?

 

[Drago]

Right, that's a quick 64 rounds, 8 magazines, pumped out before gas pressure started to affect trajectory. Gotta keep sharp cos I ain't planning to be someones breakfast when society collapses.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

The last time I had breakfast in bed was in hospital

I would only get my breakfast in bed if I got up and made it myself.

 

[Drago]

Just out of curiosity, do you guys prefer Weaver, Combat or Chapman stance? Despite being taught the combat stance, I always preferred Weaver. Like a good boy I practice them all, but lately I'm starting to prefer Chapman.

What will you be favouring when the zombie apocalypse comes?

 

[classic33]

It's a beautiful still day, not a breath of wind outside of my Y fronts. Time for so e 10M pistol practice, relieve some stress, improve my concentration, exercise my hand eye co-ordination, and generally pretend to be hunting Kin Jong Un.

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Why aren't the hand and foot on the same side?
Right hand and left foot!

 

[Drago]

Because I was sitting down for the pic!

 

[classic33]

Because I was sitting down for the pic!

Not quite what they mean by "change your feet around" though.

 

[Drago]

It's to do with stability in the Weaver and Chapman stances.

 

[classic33]

It's to do with stability in the Weaver and Chapman stances.

Two relatives favour the Isosceles Stance. And I'll not argue with them, both are authorised shots. Gunsafes in their vehicles.

One of their "superiors" fell after the chair the very nearly sat on rolled away from under him. Immediate answer to another question asked, about being an authorised shot, whilst she was lifting him off the floor, was he's not that badly hurt.

 

[Dave7]

Just out of curiosity, do you guys prefer Weaver, Combat or Chapman stance? Despite being taught the combat stance, I always preferred Weaver. Like a good boy I practice them all, but lately I'm starting to prefer Chapman.

What will you be favouring when the zombie apocalypse comes?

IMO you are over thinking things.
Now as a for instance take John Wayne. He never bothered with all that crap and I dont recall him missing many baddies ......sometimes he got 2 or 3 baddies with just one shot.

 

[classic33]

IMO you are over thinking things.
Now as a for instance take John Wayne. He never bothered with all that crap and I dont recall him missing many baddies ......sometimes he got 2 or 3 baddies with just one shot.

And on horseback, one in either hand(repeating rifle) whilst holding the reins in his mouth!

 

[welsh dragon]

Right, that's a quick 64 rounds, 8 magazines, pumped out before gas pressure started to affect trajectory. Gotta keep sharp cos I ain't planning to be someones breakfast when society collapses.

What a numpty.

 

[welsh dragon]

Just out of curiosity, do you guys prefer Weaver, Combat or Chapman stance? Despite being taught the combat stance, I always preferred Weaver. Like a good boy I practice them all, but lately I'm starting to prefer Chapman.

What will you be favouring when the zombie apocalypse comes?

Anything that can blast the sh*t out of any zombies.

 

[Dave7]

And on horseback, one in either hand(repeating rifle) whilst holding the reins in his mouth!

I think what is more important is to learn how to shout (very loudly)....."FILL YOUR HAND YOU SON OF A BITCH"