Just got back from the Lakes and seem to have skipped around a dozen pages. Also missed
@Drago 's birthday. Hope you had a good one buddy.
The mutt managed walks of 7 miles and 9 miles - not bad for a twelve year old. We're now planning a gentle attempt at the Wolds Way using dog friendly pubs and b&b's
Those of you from the dark side will be aware of Booth's supermarkets. Those who are not, think Lancashire Waitrose. I was in the Keswick branch just before closing the other night when this geezer, who was genuinely confused when he couldn't find any cheap lager, collared an assistant and asked where the Fosters was. She seemed equally confused by his request and caused a mild panic among the other staff, one of whom tried to convince the scruff to pay £4 for a tiny tin of artisnal alcopop.
I had visions of silent alarms going off in the security guards office - ALERT ALERT all staff to shop floor -chav asking for cheap lager, tasers set to STUN.
He was last seen running to try and catch the Coop before closing time.