The Retirement Thread

[PaulSB]

Yay! It don't get much better, do it?

Oh yes it does!!!!! My good lady has announced she is going to play tennis from 10.00 to 15.00

I passed this morning's "what did you do yesterday?" oral test with 100% accuracy.

 

[gavroche]

I said to my wife yesterday: " We have run out of sugar." " No we haven't, look properly, it's in the coffee jar"
Silly me for looking in the sugar jar. Woman's logic I suppose.

 

[classic33]

I said to my wife yesterday: " We have run out of sugar." " No we haven't, look properly, it's in the coffee jar"
Silly me for looking in the sugar jar. Woman's logic I suppose.

Neither of you drink coffee?

 

[gavroche]

Neither of you drink coffee?

I do mostly as she is a tea drinker. The coffee is kept in the jar it comes in.

 

[gavroche]

Off to look at wallpapers now, see you all later.

 

[welsh dragon]

Housework done. Cake made and it is yum. Pity you lot are so far away. Shame.....

 

[classic33]

Housework done. Cake made and it is yum. Pity you lot are so far away. Shame..... View attachment 455658

Not "that far away"!!

 

[Dirk]

Housework done. Cake made and it is yum. Pity you lot are so far away. Shame..... View attachment 455658

I'm on me way..........

 

[Dirk]

............to the pub for Sunday lunch.

 

[classic33]

I'm on me way..........

She can get the kettle on.

 

[Dave7]

She can get the kettle on.

"She" is the cats mother .
Is what I was brought up with

 

[Dave7]

Housework done. Cake made and it is yum. Pity you lot are so far away. Shame..... View attachment 455658

You looked so sincere as that blatant lie dripped from your lips.

 

[Dave7]

I said to my wife yesterday: " We have run out of sugar." " No we haven't, look properly, it's in the coffee jar"
Silly me for looking in the sugar jar. Woman's logic I suppose.

Neither of us take sugar or use it for anything else really* but we keep some for people who call. Its kept where it should be......in the bag it came in

 

[Dirk]

You looked so sincere as that blatant lie dripped from your lips.

I used to say to some of my 'customers' that they would never appreciate how much time and effort it took to fake sincerity in the manner to which I was able........

 

[welsh dragon]

You looked so sincere as that blatant lie dripped from your lips.

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