The Retirement Thread

[Dave7]

Well I managed to mow the lawns before the promised rain arrives. Also watered the roses and potted plants.
AND visited the tip as we will miss the bin collection.
What a busy boy I have been.
Just enjoying a brandy n port before I attack the packing.

 

[welsh dragon]

Bit of a miserable day to be picking a bike up though

Indeed, but he isn't 17 until next month so he can't ride it until then anyway.

 

[classic33]

Well I managed to mow the lawns before the promised rain arrives. Also watered the roses and potted plants.
AND visited the tip as we will miss the bin collection.
What a busy boy I have been.
Just enjoying a brandy n port before I attack the packing.

Why water the roses if you're expecting rain? You could have had time to do something else.

 

[Dave7]

Why water the roses if you're expecting rain? You could have had time to do something else.

Cos rain on its own is just not enough as I understand it

 

[classic33]

Cos rain on its own is just not enough as I understand it

It's only the natural version of what you used.

 

[numbnuts]

Cos rain on its own is just not enough as I understand it

Ah..... that explains it why my council were watering the flower beds in the pouring rain the other day

 

[classic33]

Ah..... that explains it why my council were watering the flower beds in the pouring rain the other day

Mine does the same, but use water that's collected from rainfall only.

 

[Dave7]

It's only the natural version of what you used.

Yes but there is just not enough of it where it is needed.
To explain. Classic33 has bought a pint of that disgusting ale he prefers. He is just about to get it down his neck (where it is wanted) when his mate says "tell you what Classic, why dont you lie down and I will pour that on your face using this shiny new watering can what I have bought".

 

[172traindriver]

Yes but there is just not enough of it where it is needed.
To explain. Classic33 has bought a pint of that disgusting ale he prefers. He is just about to get it down his neck (where it is wanted) when his mate says "tell you what Classic, why dont you lie down and I will pour that on your face using this shiny new watering can what I have bought".

Classic buy a pint?????
This is a Yorkshireman you are talking about

 

[classic33]

Yes but there is just not enough of it where it is needed.
To explain. Classic33 has bought a pint of that disgusting ale he prefers. He is just about to get it down his neck (where it is wanted) when his mate says "tell you what Classic, why dont you lie down and I will pour that on your face using this shiny new watering can what I have bought".

Guinness is a stout, not an ale. Pouring a pint of it down the throat is preferable to down the neck.

 

[Dirk]

Back home now.....

 

[172traindriver]

Back home now.....

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Home is a pub?

 

[Dirk]

Home is a pub?

Might be..........

 

[roadrash]

I think you mean ….might as well be

 

[welsh dragon]

Home is a pub?

He wishes.