The Retirement Thread

[welsh dragon]

We've a rather nice new lady doctor in her late 20s at our surgery. Time to book an appointment for some imaginary problem with my love lolly

I am well known (in certain quarters) for the size of my bedtime kebabs

Yeah. Right. To both of you.

 

[gavroche]

Dog walked and ride delayed till later this afternoon when the wind is expected to drop a little. My wife just told me that someone in our town won the postcode lottery. Don't know how much but it wasn't us we don't do it.

 

[Paulus]

That's it. Domestics done, grass cut so it's time for a ride. Got the old girl out today. Cleaned her up and ready to go.
Edit---
PS, the saddle once belonged to the late great Vernon, eater of pies on this forum.
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[Dirk]

Pulled a muscle in my neck - haven't a clue how I did it!
In absolute agony at the moment.
Hoping it will settle down in the next day or two as we are going away with the van next Monday for 3 weeks.
Had to cancel my rides this week.

 

[welsh dragon]

Pulled a muscle in my neck - haven't a clue how I did it!
In absolute agony at the moment.
Hoping it will settle down in the next day or two as we are going away with the van next Monday for 3 weeks.
Had to cancel my rides this week.

Hope it gets better soon.

 

[Dirk]

Hope it gets better soon.

And I do!

 

[Drago]

Right, booked I with the lady doctor for a prostate exam. Ok, I had one last week, but you cant be too careful

 

[welsh dragon]

Right, booked I with the lady doctor for a prostate exam. Ok, I had one last week, but you cant be too careful

You are a sick man , but you know that already.

 

[classic33]

You are a sick man , but you know that already.

When did you last see the doctor when you were okay?

 

[Deleted member 1258]

A little bimble for me today, 52 miles, rode over to Middleton Hall. Nice straight forward ride today, I've got a new pump on the bike now so I'm likely to find I won't need my pump for ages. Saw a goose and her goslings again today, they were on the grass as I rode out of the courtyard at Middleton Hall. Also found myself on the back of a club ride for a couple of miles till I found space to ride past, it seemed like a steady paced social ride, everybody chatting and taking it easy, it looked like fun.

 

[Dave7]

Right, booked I with the lady doctor for a prostate exam. Ok, I had one last week, but you cant be too careful

Lets all hope that by then the doc has been replaced by a grumpy old git with big fat gnarled fingers
Edit
And very long pointy fingernails.

 

[PaulSB]

Still blowing a hoolie up here. 68 miles at 16avg. Very respectable for the conditions. PBd a local 1.9 mile Strava segment by 3 seconds. I rarely chase these but today felt right!!

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Still blowing a hoolie up here. 68 miles at 16avg. Very respectable for the conditions. PBd a local 1.9 mile Strava segment by 3 seconds. I rarely chase these but today felt right!!

Blowing a hoolie here as well, I averaged 14 over 51 miles which is good for me these days.

 

[numbnuts]

Just had an email from cycling UK
They want me to find a million women......
I can't even get one for my self let alone a million

 

[PaulSB]

Blowing a hoolie here as well, I averaged 14 over 51 miles which is good for me these days.

Solo in these winds is damn good. We had 6 doing the work and a seventh whinging non bloody stop!