The Retirement Thread

[welsh dragon]

A Facewhatnow?

On my caretakers job application form it asked me for details of social media accounts - I took great pleasure in writing "none".

In that case you won't get the job as you don't have ANY street cred.

 

[dickyknees]

I didn’t know that you had to have street cred to be a school caretaker! Where is this school?

 

[Drago]

In the village. I'll need to buy some dungarees.

 

[Dirk]

A Facewhatnow?

On my caretakers job application form it asked me for details of social media accounts - I took great pleasure in writing "none".

You won't get it if they can't check up on yer personal stuff.

 

[dickyknees]

What every well dressed caretaker needs.

 

[welsh dragon]

I didn’t know that you had to have street cred to be a school caretaker! Where is this school?

There are children therefore you always need street cred.

 

[welsh dragon]

What every well dressed caretaker needs.

View attachment 477117

He will look more like old maDonald wearing that get up.

 

[numbnuts]

There are children therefore you always need street cred.

And a stab vest.........

 

[derrick]

Gin and tonic with lots of ice. Perfect drink for this weather.

 

[derrick]

No you k

There are children therefore you always need street cred.

No you just need a big stick.

 

[Dave7]

Gin and tonic with lots of ice. Perfect drink for this weather.
View attachment 477119

I will second that.

 

[classic33]

A Facewhatnow?

On my caretakers job application form it asked me for details of social media accounts - I took great pleasure in writing "none".

This one?

 

[Drago]

It specifically said, "eg, Twitter, Facebook, etc"

 

[PaulSB]

Its always nice to have a destination, somewhere to go rather than ride aimlessly in circles.

My rides always have a destination.........cafe!!!

 

[Deleted member 1258]

My rides always have a destination.........cafe!!!

Most of mine are the same.