The Retirement Thread

[PaulSB]

Good morning. Damp, grey, windy with some seriously heavy downpours chucked in for fun.

I should be meeting for the Wednesday cafe run at 9.00, means leaving at 8.20ish. I'm hoping it might hiss down about 8.00 'cos this isn't looking positive

 

[Dave7]

Good day to all.
Are you there WD ??
Not a lot going on today. Mixed weather so a ride is doubtful.
Mrs D is taking her auntie shopping.
I may get my hair cut.
No golf as I played Monday and again tomorrow.
See you in a minute

 

[Drago]

Met office says it's going to rain this afternoon.

BBC says it isn't.

Who the chuff am I supposed to believe.

 

[Dave7]

Todays limerick.
The last line could be better so feel free to have a go.

There was a young woman called Welshie
Whos bloomers had got very squelchy
Well she glared at me and shouted
It ONLY WEE
Very brazen is our squelchy welshie

 

[welsh dragon]

Oh.............he's about.............wait for it!!!!

<gulp>

 

[Dave7]

Met office says it's going to rain this afternoon.

BBC says it isn't.

Who the chuff am I supposed to believe.

Maybe it will be that kind of dryish rain.
Or
A Michael Fish type dry day.

 

[welsh dragon]

Todays limerick.
The last line could be better so feel free to have a go.

There was a young woman called Welshie
Whos bloomers had got very squelchy
Well she glared at me and shouted
It ONLY WEE
Very brazen is our squelchy welshie

That is the worst limerick..... ever

 

[Drago]

There was a young poet named Dave,
Who wasn't very good.

 

[Dave7]

<gulp>

Not sure about tomorrows as its just rattling around my bonce at the moment.
The first line seems to be.......
There was a young woman called Mo
But
One never knows

 

[Dave7]

There was a young poet named Dave,
Who wasn't very good.

I will go along with that.
But as my great aunt Fanny used to say
"God loves a tryer"

 

[Dave7]

That is the worst limerick..... ever

Oh I dont know. I think I can do worse than that

 

[welsh dragon]

Oh I dont know. I think I can do worse than that

I doubt that.

 

[PaulSB]

Oh good Lord I'll have to go out and do "mark forums read" when I get in!!!

hardly scorchio but it looks like I should get the porridge on and get my kit out. It's that our face days of derision!!

 

[Dirk]

Morning you lot.

Honda CRV in for an MOT this morning. Will have a wander around the village and get a bit of shopping whilst it's being done.
Had some heavy rain last night.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Met office says it's going to rain this afternoon.

BBC says it isn't.

Who the chuff am I supposed to believe.

I had that the other day, the weather app on the tablet said showers and the BBC weather said dry , I went out anyway and had a dry ride.