The Retirement Thread

[roadrash]

@Drago may I suggest you do this.
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[gavroche]

She is back Friday morning. Picking her up at Manchester airport and will have to be up early for the 90 minutes drive. Can't wait.

 

[fossyant]

It's crappy northern beer.......most of it evaporates between the bar and table.

Oi...

It's a good job you aren't in The Northern Quarter - they serve 'Scooners' - about 2/3rds of a pint for about £5...

 

[Drago]

@Drago may I suggest you do this.
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Nah, I just hung a bag of frozen peas down the back of the Y fronts. Once I'm done I give them a rinse, pour them back into the bag and whack 'em back in the freezer.

 

[PaulSB]

She is back Friday morning. Picking her up at Manchester airport and will have to be up early for the 90 minutes drive. Can't wait.

I have advice. I once had to collect my wife and a friend from Manchester. I had the flight number etc. I checked arrivals and it was 90 minutes late. I stayed home a bit longer.

The phone rang "Where are you?" Me "At home" Mrs P "*@#£&&+++ get down here"

The flight had arrived on time. I even had a screenshot telling me it was late. Counted for nothing.

Take a tent. Arrive 24 hours early and wait.

 

[roadrash]

@gavroche don't forget to take a few £1 coins , you only get a couple of mins to pick up and get charged £3

 

[fossyant]

Nah, I just hung a bag of frozen peas down the back of the Y fronts. Once I'm done I give them a rinse, pour them back into the nag and whack 'em back in the freezer.

Hope you've remembered to turn your pants inside out today !

 

[welsh dragon]

Hope you've remembered to turn your pants inside out today !

He only does that when they are in real danger of sticking to his a**e.

 

[gavroche]

@gavroche don't forget to take a few £1 coins , you only get a couple of mins to pick up and get charged £3

I will go in the short stay car park: £10 for 2 hours but I don't intend to stay that long. Bloody rip off!!

 

[Drago]

Hope you've remembered to turn your pants inside out today !

Front, back, inside out front, inside out back, the daily rotation. My Dad say's there's a fifth combination but I'd have to be sworn in as a Mason before he'll enlighten me.

 

[fossyant]

I will go in the short stay car park: £10 for 2 hours but I don't intend to stay that long. Bloody rip off!!

I do short stay on pick up. - Just not worth the agro (other than cost).

 

[fossyant]

Front, back, inside out front, inside out back, the daily rotation. My Dad say's there's a fifth combination but I'd have to be sworn in as a Mason before he'll enlighten me.

Well when @welsh dragon said you only change them when sticking to your 'aris', I thought the fifth was your head !!

 

[welsh dragon]

Well when @welsh dragon said you only change them when sticking to your 'aris', I thought the fifth was your head !!

For goodness sake man, please don't encourage Drago to talk about his Y fronts. We can't take any more.

 

[Drago]

Well I find that since I stopped drinking Courage bitter my poos have hardened up nicely, and a daily few taps with a hammer and a quick scrape with the butter knife usually gets them clean. Mrs D thinks its traces of Marmite on the butter knife...

 

[fossyant]

We know it's all talk about wee and poo with 'old' people, but this is too much !