The Retirement Thread

[Dave7]

Not next spring?

Well.....last spring has well and truly gone.
So "this spring" is really next spring.
TBH its a colloquia.....thingy. where I was dragged up eg.....on Monday, this Wednesday would be in 2 days. NEXT Wednesday would be in 9 days.
You just aint been dragged up propper like wat I has.

 

[welsh dragon]

I am watching a Sherlock Holmes film from 1970.

 

[Dirk]

I dont drink

On Mondays

Before 0900

Good man!
One has to uphold standards, doncha know.

 

[roadrash]

yeah ......dirk only drinks on days of the week that end in Y

 

[roadrash]

sorry its from facebook , but I found this funny, modern day monty python.

View: https://www.facebook.com/david.trick.906/videos/10156303024651283/?t=56

 

[Deleted member 1258]

That was a cracking morning out on the bike, bright, sunny and cool, still at first but with a light breeze later in the morning, 53 miles covered, and it only took about 10 miles before I was back in the swing of riding fixed again, I've just got to work at getting back in the habit of spinning it up. A thoroughly enjoyable morning out on the bike, I'll have some more of those if I can.

 

[Dave7]

I am watching a Sherlock Holmes film from 1970.

Blinkin ecky thump. Instead of that rubbish you could be with me while wearing your new winter bloomers.

 

[GM]

Here's another FaceBook cracker....

15 years later

 

[welsh dragon]

Blinkin ecky thump. Instead of that rubbish you could be with me while wearing your new winter bloomers.

I fear the sight of me in my winter bloomers might be a bit too much for your heart to handle......and your eyes as well.

 

[PaulSB]

Lovely 53 miles today in brilliant, though chilly, sunshine.

You get a lot of help and support in our group...........

 

[classic33]

Well.....last spring has well and truly gone.
So "this spring" is really next spring.
TBH its a colloquia.....thingy. where I was dragged up eg.....on Monday, this Wednesday would be in 2 days. NEXT Wednesday would be in 9 days.*
You just aint been dragged up propper like wat I has.

*That'd be a week on Wednesday or a week next Wednesday, or next Wednesday week.

Easy.

 

[Dave7]

I fear the sight of me in my winter bloomers might be a bit too much for your heart to handle......and your eyes as well.

Let me be the judge.
Post a photo of you in your bloomers and I will post one of me in my G string**
**its not actually mine, its Mrs Ds but its a nice shade of pink.

 

[welsh dragon]

Let me be the judge.
Post a photo of you in your bloomers and I will post one of me in my G string**
**its not actually mine, its Mrs Ds but its a nice shade of pink.

Errr. Mmmmmm. Let me think about that one. I'll get back to you.......



Sometime

 

[Dave7]

Errr. Mmmmmm. Let me think about that one. I'll get back to you.......



Sometime

Make it quick.....I already have palpitations thinking about it.

 

[welsh dragon]

Make it quick.....I already have palpitations thinking about it.

For some strange reason I am having to fight the urge to go to the cutlery drawer and grab a fork just thinking about you in a pink G string.