The Retirement Thread

[welsh dragon]

I have just cleaned the kitchen. Mr WD is yacking to a neighbour.

 

[welsh dragon]

My goodness. The temperature has dropped and it looks like the heavens are about to open up.

 

[Dave7]

Anderson still leaps about the stage like a deranged mental patient.

A very talented musician.

 

[Dave7]

My goodness. The temperature has dropped and it looks like the heavens are about to open up.

Its lovely here (looking out of the window anyway).

 

[Dave7]

I have just cleaned the kitchen. Mr WD is yacking to a neighbour.

If you were my woman you would have servants and at least one maid.
AND an unlimited supply of new bloomers (well, slightly used maybe).

 

[welsh dragon]

If you were my woman you would have servants and at least one maid.
AND an unlimited supply of new bloomers (well, slightly used maybe).

Oooh. Be still my beating heart.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

We've had some sun this morning, now its clouding over, we're off down the pub in a bit, the Rose And Castle in Shilton, they're Sunday lunches come in small medium and large sizes.

 

[Dirk]

The Eagle has landed....

Just had a very nice Sunday lunch at the Old Thatch in Cheriton Bishop - £6.95 - we're stuffed, can't manage a puddin'.

 

[roadrash]

we're stuffed, can't manage a puddin'.

wimp

 

[numbnuts]

One of the dogs has ripped the stuffing out of the dog basket, the owners will not be pleased Dog in the dog house

 

[PaulSB]

So......... I've been on the allotment for 20 minutes. Got my tools out and ready to go. I'm stood admiring my compost heap - as you do - it's steaming nicely so we have good aerobic decomposition and loads of worms.

The phone goes. It's Mrs P "I'm at the big B&Q and I've got a completely flat tire."

Put everything away. Get changed. Drive to B&Q. Find car. Emergency wheel has been put on.

Find Mrs P "Oh I was stood looking at the Jack and this nice young man offered to help. I didn't phone 'cos I thought you'd have left."

I avoided further comment......

 

[numbnuts]

Anderson still leaps about the stage like a deranged mental patient.

Takes after me, well it's all in the family

 

[Dave7]

So......... I've been on the allotment for 20 minutes. Got my tools out and ready to go. I'm stood admiring my compost heap - as you do - it's steaming nicely so we have good aerobic decomposition and loads of worms.

The phone goes. It's Mrs P "I'm at the big B&Q and I've got a completely flat tire."

Put everything away. Get changed. Drive to B&Q. Find car. Emergency wheel has been put on.

Find Mrs P "Oh I was stood looking at the Jack and this nice young man offered to help. I didn't 'cos I thought you'd have left."

I avoided further comment......

There are several replies you could have made........
1. A bit of bad luck you are having.
2. Tough sh*t
or if you wanted to live
3. I will be there shortly darling.

 

[screenman]

Cool, Jethro Tull are touring next autumn. Credit card on stand by.

Did security for him in about 1978 at the Southampton Gaumont, I was a fan then and still am now.

 

[classic33]

Cool, Jethro Tull are touring next autumn. Credit card on stand by.

They're up in Wakefield in a month!
http://jethrotull.com/tour-dates/