The Retirement Thread

[Mart44]

Here is an intereting idea. Apply alcohol to Mrs Mart iin liberal quantity.... then close your eyes while she cuts your hair. Then you can post photos of the result

She's cheap to run when it comes to alcohol. A non-drinker these days, apart from a swig of my beer occasionally. She gives a decent haircut having done coiffuring since her apprenticeship days. Her cutting my hair must have saved a fortune over the years ..or over the ears.

 

[PaulSB]

@Dirk Happy Birthday

Well, well, well.........we are in the big city. Heading home we arrive at Piccadilly to get the train. Mrs P is observed desperately scrabbling through her waste basket - sorry large handbag - looking for her purse. If the situation was reversed??? Anyway turns out it's left in Waterstone's - 15 minutes away.

Mrs P "Why don't you go in that bike shop while I go back?"

 

[PaulSB]

You know how to spell my name dont you. There is no actual 7 at the end

Did my best for you Dave but she wanted a passport and bank details. Now if you'd like to send these........

 

[Dave7]

Did my best for you Dave but she wanted a passport and bank details. Now if you'd like to send these........

You know that I do believe you. I do. Honestly

 

[Deleted member 1258]

View attachment 491853 Lunch has arrived.

 

[PaulSB]

So this is what I've spent a week painting. I will fill it with stuff tonight.

 

[classic33]

Not really...... I meant 'get it down her neck'.

You do mean the alcohol!

 

[classic33]

It's getting here, I think I'll give the boiler another kick

Exercise may warm you up, but what'll it do to the boiler.

 

[gavroche]

Happy Birthday Dirk. Enjoy your evening. 🎂

 

[Drago]

Managed two pieces of dry toast for lunch. Risking a small dollop of cottage for tea.

 

[classic33]

Managed two pieces of dry toast for lunch. Risking a small dollop of cottage for tea.

Red brick?

 

[welsh dragon]

There are some big bangs going on around here. I bet the farmers aren't happy.

 

[Drago]

It sounds like Baghdad witholding a load of oil from the Americans out there. Luckily my gun dog couldn't care less.

 

[Dave7]

You do mean the alcohol!

Oh you are awful....but I like you

 

[PaulSB]

Frigging cold outside!