The Retirement Thread

[Mo1959]

It will, definitely.
You may have to borrow PaulSBs chain saw but eventually it will fit.
Hope this has been helpful

I tried it for size.....no way! Lol. It does look flimsy enough to break up, or I might ask my nice neighbour over the road if he could take it in his van when he’s free. In the garage just now.

 

[Dave7]

Good morning peeps. My my, many of us you are very busy today. I, on the other hand, am not .
My back feels so much better today but I cancelled golf to be safe THEN..... 15 minutes later and its pishing down. The forcast says "light rain showers" .
Mrs D is out for the day and I am chilling out.
Now I NEVER EVER EVER watch daytime tv but......there is a new series on BBC1 called The Mallorcan Files. A lot of it filmed around Pollenca. I will look at that just so I can say "ohh I went there/saw that" etc.
I will also do a Dirk and have a pint of ale with a nice lunch .

 

[Dave7]

I tried it for size.....no way! Lol. It does look flimsy enough to break up, or I might ask my nice neighbour over the road if he could take it in his van when he’s free. In the garage just now.

Why is your neighbour in your garage??
Full explicit details required

 

[Drago]

The neighbour has his van in Mo's garage. That's a sentence so full of euphemism I'm surprised it isn't explosively unstable.

 

[Dave7]

The neighbour has his van in Mo's garage. That's a sentence so full of euphemism I'm surprised it isn't explosively unstable.

Has he got a big van?

 

[GM]

Morning all. A Scottish person on my FB this morning described the weather there as 'dreich' a new one on me, any clues Mo?

Seeing as I've got a lazy day I might catch up on the Mallorcan Files as well, looks interesting!

 

[Mo1959]

Morning all. A Scottish person on my FB this morning described the weather there as 'dreich' a new one on me, any clues Mo?

Seeing as I've got a lazy day I might catch up on the Mallorcan Files as well, looks interesting!

One of our most used words recently. It refers to these horrible cold, dull, wet and miserable days we have been having.

 

[Dave7]

Morning all. A Scottish person on my FB this morning described the weather there as 'dreich' a new one on me, any clues Mo?

Seeing as I've got a lazy day I might catch up on the Mallorcan Files as well, looks interesting!

I saw that word some months ago and looked it up. If I recall correctly its a bit like Welshie saying Meh (think thats what she says).

 

[Dirk]

Has he got a big van?

No......but it's a lot younger than yours.

 

[numbnuts]

I've just got my winter fuel allowance

 

[welsh dragon]

I've just got my winter fuel allowance

Mr WD got his letter yesterday saying it would be in bank soon.

 

[Mo1959]

Mr WD got his letter yesterday saying it would be in bank soon.

Bet that will be another thing scrapped before I qualify.

 

[welsh dragon]

Bet that will be another thing scrapped before I qualify.

A bit like womens pensions

 

[Dirk]

I've just got my winter fuel allowance

Someone's pushed a log through your letterbox?

 

[Dirk]

Had a long walk down to the village and am now sitting in the ladies hairdressers waiting for Mrs D to be done.
Nice lady there asked if I'd like a cup of tea while I waited.
Her - 'How do you drink your tea?'.
Me - 'Out of a cup'.
I think she meant - did I want milk and sugar.