The Retirement Thread

[Mo1959]

Please. Shades of Rab there..

Couldn't understand him either

https://www.dsl.ac.uk/entry/snd/stechie

 

[classic33]

It was all doom and gloom then and the end of the world was nigh as well as now. Sod all happened. Shades of De Ja Vu methinks.

The End Is Nigh
"On December 21st, 2019, survivors will experience the first day of a pole shift – when the entire surface of the planet will shift out of position and move over the more fluid layers beneath the crust. Over the next few days this will cause earthquakes and tidal waves and volcanic activity which will almost completely destroy what is left of our civilisation. There is a mountain of evidence in historical, geological, and biological records showing such pole shifts have happened before. Even the Bible describes them repeatedly. We will experience another pole shift for the week following December 21st, 2019, getting worse each day until the natural disasters culminate on December 28th – Judgment Day.”

 

[Dave7]

Blowing a hoolie here. I have practically had to nail my washing on the line to stop it from blowing away. I might have to run out and get it in very quickly if it starts to rain which is highly likely.

Seem to recall the good people of north wales being warned about the dangers from giant flying bloomers on a previous occasion

 

[welsh dragon]

Seem to recall the good people of north wales being warned about the dangers from giant flying bloomers on a previous occasion

I wonder who issued that warning.

 

[Dave7]

Anyway.......be prepared to be seriously shocked.
I have recieved an email advising that while I was on a porn site the sender embodied a virus on my laptop. I have been split screen filmed masturbating while watching kiddy porn .
Unless I send them £1000 in bitcoins they are going to publish it. That would not be a pleasant sight so you have been warned
Just googled it....its a recent scam circulating. Phew, for a moment I thought I had been rumbled.
What will these people think up next?

 

[welsh dragon]

Anyway.......be prepared to be seriously shocked.
I have recieved an email advising that while I was on a porn site the sender embodied a virus on my laptop. I have been split screen filmed masturbating while watching kiddy porn .
Unless I send them £1000 in bitcoins they are going to publish it. That would not be a pleasant sight so you have been warned
Just googled it....its a recent scam circulating. Phew, for a moment I thought I had been rumbled.
What will these people think up next?

Sick weirdo, but it makes you wonder how many are guilty and how many would somehow pay up to keep it quiet.

 

[Dave7]

Sick weirdo, but it makes you wonder how many are guilty and how many would somehow pay up to keep it quiet.

I suppose, like most of these scams, it costs them nothing to send eg 10,000 emails. If they get say 2% success at £1000 each its a good return.

 

[screenman]

Retail is finished, I am going out for a short ride on a bike, which one as yet I am undecided.

 

[dickyknees]

That depends. How big are the holes at the big toes ?

I thought that the slippers were perfectly acceptable but they were swiftly dispatched to the bin. 😪

 

[Dirk]

Lunch is on it's way.

 

[Dirk]

It's arrived.

 

[PaulSB]

Blowing a hoolie here. I have practically had to nail my washing on the line to stop it from blowing away. I might have to run out and get it in very quickly if it starts to rain which is highly likely.

If it's Judgement Day on the 28th you'd best get that in and ironed PDQ.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Supermarket raid was successful, it was no worse than a normal Friday, now restocked with mince pies, currently having lunch in the Garden centre in Countersthorpe.

 

[numbnuts]

 

[Dirk]

I must say that the three pints of Tintagel Ales 'Harbour Special' went down very well.
We both agreed that it was in the top 5 ales we've had this year.