The Retirement Thread

[welsh dragon]

Including Laurence Mains?

He lives near Dollgellau about 12 miles away in the same village as my son.

 

[classic33]

I just realized, when I built this house 11 years ago I did not put a chimney or fireplace in, so how come presents turn up each year?

He's a set of skeleton keys!

 

[welsh dragon]

I just realized, when I built this house 11 years ago I did not put a chimney or fireplace in, so how come presents turn up each year?

Santa always finds a way.

 

[Dirk]

I am back, I learned many things at church tonight, namely that according to the bloke in the white gown the three blokes with gifts did not turn up for a few years after the birth, also there was likely far more than 3 of them.

The vicar didn't believe in the Bible?!

 

[screenman]

He lives near Dollgellau about 12 miles away in the same village as my son.

That looks like a made up name.

 

[classic33]

https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/man-arrested-in-early-morning-rooftop-drama.143475/

 

[screenman]

The vicar didn't believe in the Bible?!

The one a few years before him got sacked for adultery.

 

[welsh dragon]

That looks like a made up name.

but it isn't.

 

[Dirk]

The one a few years before him got sacked for adultery.

Sounds about par for the course.....

 

[screenman]

but it isn't.

Yeh! If course.

 

[Mart44]

 

[PaulSB]

I wonder how many of them are believing Christians?

Six I know of attend the local Methodist chapel and one the local Catholic church.

 

[PaulSB]

You'll wake up just as he's passing your neck o'woods.

Heard him but the carrot** and mince pie are untouched.

** Any other parents here who has gnawed a carrot to convince the kids the reindeer had been in??

 

[PaulSB]

Bugger....missed him

 

[Mo1959]

Morning........Merry Christmas to all. It's frosty here.