The Retirement Thread

[Paulus]

I thought I was getting better been down hill since then

This blasted virus feels like it's going, and the a few days later back it comes again. MrsP has had it for 5 weeks now.

 

[welsh dragon]

My car is back. Passed the MOT with a couple of advisories, mainly corrosion of a brake pipe and the bottom needs waxing. I will get the work done in the Summer.

 

[Dirk]

Thank you, for some reason I was thinking brute

It's 'Brut' not 'Brute'.

 

[classic33]

It's 'Brut' not 'Brute'.

Brut 33, not Brut.

 

[Mo1959]

My car is back. Passed the MOT with a couple of advisories, mainly corrosion of a brake pipe and the bottom needs waxing. I will get the work done in the Summer.

Is it an age thing when your bottom needs waxing?

 

[welsh dragon]

Is it an age thing when your bottom needs waxing?

. I think that is a yes. Didn't need doing when it was younger that's for sure.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

It's 'Brut' not 'Brute'.

OK OK, I'll knock the E off

 

[Dave7]

This blasted virus feels like it's going, and the a few days later back it comes again. MrsP has had it for 5 weeks now.

Tell me about it.
23rd December we got it. Still getting sh*t days.

 

[Dave7]

Is it an age thing when your bottom needs waxing?

Bloidy hell Mo......I was going to have an early night but I will never sleep now.

 

[welsh dragon]

Bloidy hell Mo......I was going to have an early night but I will never sleep now.

 

[Drago]

I've just used Mrs Ds mobile phone to photograph my scrotum and set it as her wallpaper. How long before she notices?

 

[welsh dragon]

I've just used Mrs Ds mobile phone to photograph my scrotum and set it as her wallpaper. How long before she notices?

Ewww

 

[Dave7]

I've just used Mrs Ds mobile phone to photograph my scrotum and set it as her wallpaper. How long before she notices?

About 5 years from what I hear.

 

[Drago]

Night Johnboy.

 

[classic33]

Night Johnboy.

Night GranMa