OK.....I won't.Please tell us you dont speak from experience
The Retirement Thread
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numbnuts
Squire
- Location
- Gone over the hill and far away
Morning it's not 
welsh dragon
Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
Bill Gates
Guest
- Location
- West Sussex
Don't worry, it will be soon enough
At the crack of dawn I take my three Jack Russells out for a walk. This time of the year its anything between 20 /30 minutes. You would not believe the state they were in when I got home this morning. Outside the front door I keep a large flower trough about 2 inches deep full of water. They have to walk into the trough before going indoors to get the mud out of their paws. They did this as usual but the rest of their coats were absolutely soaking wet and muddy. Mrs Bulldog did a stirling job with the towels while I dried myself out.
PaulSB
Squire
- Location
- Chorley, Lancashire
One of the problems with this weather is I've stopped getting up in the morning. Must be a week now.
This is not me........but I could get used to it.
Time to iron I think.
This is not me........but I could get used to it.
Time to iron I think.
welsh dragon
Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
We now have blue skies and sunshine. Again i have no doubt it won't last long.
numbnuts
Squire
- Location
- Gone over the hill and far away
I bet your glass is always half emptyWe now have blue skies and sunshine. Again i have no doubt it won't last long.
welsh dragon
Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
PaulSB
Squire
- Location
- Chorley, Lancashire
How do you make a home made chicken?I have just put a loaf on to bake. I think we are having home made chicken and veg soup with it but it could equally be corned beef or cheese (that is not cheese or corned beef soup Classic)
Beat you to it @classic33
classic33
Leg End Member
I could explain, but you'd provably never go near chickens again.
You get a fertile egg and sit on it for a week
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Deleted member 1258
Guest
I'm in Palmers at Ullesthorpe with a coffee and a sausage batch, I've had intermittent heavy showers all the way up, I'm a tad damp.
welsh dragon
Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
I bought some nice Pat^e the other day I decided to go into town to get some crusty bread to go with it. Lovely blue skies when I went into the Co Op but when I came out the sky was black and there was a storm of hail and snow. It really smarts a bit when the hail hits you in the face. 
classic33
Leg End Member
If remembered correctly, size was only one of the judging criteria.
