The Retirement Thread

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JPBoothy

Veteran
Location
Cheshire
I will be in tier 3 by Wednesday, 3 council districts in my part of Hertfordshire will be in tier 3 . But I have a cunning plan , just a short walk to the end of the lane I live in is the boundary to another district still in tier 2. So I’m going to buy a tent and camp in the field at the end of the lane . Matt Hancock is not going to beat me.
If the neighbours from Tier 2 catch you taking your filthy Tier 3 carcass into their area they will be building you a Wicker Man all of your own :laugh:
 

JPBoothy

Veteran
Location
Cheshire
Yep and we've got Christmas to come.☹

Government really need to cancel Christmas. Announce a five day public holiday in July. Anything but not friggin Christmas.

Lockdown 3 coming to a town near us in January. ☹☹
Agreed.. The green light to have family get togethers is going to be totally abused isn't it..
 

Juan Kog

permanently grumpy
If the neighbours from Tier 2 catch you taking your filthy Tier 3 carcass into their area they will be building you a Wicker Man all of your own :laugh:
Thanks JP hadn’t considered that . Change of plan . I was going to buy my tent from cotswold outdoor , I’m now going to buy a camouflaged one from an ex military store .
[EDIT] Drago is bound to have a spare AK 47 I’ll see if I can borrow it.
 
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JPBoothy

Veteran
Location
Cheshire
Thanks JP hadn’t considered that . Change of plan . I was going to buy my tent from cotswold outdoor , I’m now going to buy a camouflaged one from an ex military store .
[EDIT] Drago is bound to have a spare AK 47 I’ll see if I can borrow it.
AK 47 sounds like the next strain of Covid 19. If anybody comes near just bribe them with a toilet roll and a bag of pasta.
 

PaulSB

Squire
Agreed.. The green light to have family get togethers is going to be totally abused isn't it..
Oh definitely. Our next door neighbour has been openly flouting the rules for months. Interesting thing is it's her whole family, ex husband, three children and their families all hopping in and out of whichever bubble suits them.

She has a son home from Germany at the moment. He should be self-isolating for two weeks. Is he he'll!!

Makes me cross and when the opportunity arises I'll express my opinion!!
 
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classic33

Leg End Member
Oh definitely. Our next door neighbour has been openly flouting the rules for months. Interesting thing is it's her whole family, ex husband, three children and their families all hopping in and out of whichever bubble suits them.

She has a son home from Germany at the moment. He should be self-isolating for two weeks. Is he he'll!!

Makes me cross and when the opportunity arises I'll express my opinion!!
Put the tablet/phone down and go to sleep...
 
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