The Retirement Thread

[monkers]

Morning Harry. You in the bath yet? Want to to nip round and loofer your back?

I just received your reply from Harry to my Inbox. What's going on? Anyway here it is ...

''Go ahead punk, make my day''

 

[classic33]

I just received your reply from Harry to my Inbox. What's going on? Anyway here it is ...

''Go ahead punk, make my day''

He's feeling lucky.

 

[numbnuts]

Ahhhhhh I guy came round today to fix garage door, “sorry can't fix that as those garage doors are under contract to another company, I'll do the paper work, but it could take a week and a half.

 

[monkers]

He's feeling lucky.

Dirty Harry is cleaning up at last, (with a little help from his friend).

 

[classic33]

Ahhhhhh I guy came round today to fix garage door, “sorry can't fix that as those garage doors are under contract to another company, I'll do the paper work, but it could take a week and a half.

A week and a half to do the paperwork. How much is there!!

 

[monkers]

A week and a half to do the paperwork. How much is there!!

A shedload apparently?

 

[Dave7]

I've recently enjoyed so not necessarily good:

A Million Ways to Die in the West (comedy)
Hostiles
The Ballad of Buster Scruggs (comedy)
Unforgiven
The Outlaw Josey Wales

The last 2 are excellent.
Don't know the others

 

[monkers]

So this is what Drago from Poshshire actually looks like

 

[Deleted member 1258]

It looks like it got a tad chilly in Scotland, -16!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-55992...anZ6CGi-0nf1yaxogMZOinEFTXJqEtQ5Lbkb6rOWO7tYo

 

[Deleted member 1258]

So this what Drago from Poshshire actually looks like

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I've met drago, it looks like he's shrunk since I last saw him.

 

[monkers]

I've met drago, it looks like he's shrunk since I last saw him.

Did he sc... no forget it, I won't ask!

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Did he sc... no forget it, I won't ask?

I think we'll leave that one where it is. we last bumped into him at a canal festival in Leamington Spa, I had my good lady with me. The time before was in the foyer of the Binley Rd B & Q, nice fella.

 

[BoldonLad]

It looks like it got a tad chilly in Scotland, -16!

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-55992...anZ6CGi-0nf1yaxogMZOinEFTXJqEtQ5Lbkb6rOWO7tYo

Has anyone else noticed:

when we get a really hot day, it is a sign of Global Warming, and Climate Change

when we get a really cold day, it is just weather

 

[monkers]

I think we'll leave that one where it is. we last bumped into him at a canal festival in Leamington Spa, I had my good lady with me. The time before was in the foyer of the Binley Rd B & Q, nice fella.

I'm sure he's very good for a laugh, and he'll take this teasing in good part.

 

[BoldonLad]

I've met drago, it looks like he's shrunk since I last saw him.

It is with being in all that bath water