The Retirement Thread

[Mo1959]

No. It doesnt

You could make one


Well, I am feeling very virtuous. Couple of packs of cod fillets, more of that lovely salmon, some cold turkey breast, broccoli, cauliflower, apples, bananas and pears 😇 and Miss Molly got cat food 🐱

 

[monkers]

No. It doesnt

Probably would have done, but ran out of wool after making the willy warmer for our friend @numbnuts that @Dave7 ordered. That's life.

@numbnuts ... did you ever receive it, or did somebody hang on to it? (as it were).

 

[Mo1959]

Is this him?

 

[monkers]

Is this him?

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And I thought you only cuddled cats.

 

[welsh dragon]

Is this him?

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That will def be banned

 

[welsh dragon]

Teddy is well and truly finished. That's it. No more. Pleaaaaase no more teddies.

 

[numbnuts]

Probably would have done, but ran out of wool after making the willy warmer for our friend @numbnuts that @Dave7 ordered. That's life.

@numbnuts ... did you ever receive it, or did somebody hang on to it? (as it were).

I don't need a willy warmer I'm hot enough ...............

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Thats the beds changed, the washing on, laminate floor in the lounge mopped and the kitchen and bathroom floors steam mopped, now having a before vacuuming the carpets.

 

[Juan Kog]

I will allow you to make up your own mind on that one.

A Woman allowing a man to make up his own mind . You’re setting a dangerous precedent .

 

[Dave7]

No. It doesnt

Oh
Well that's given my theory a kick in the whatsits.

 

[monkers]

A Woman allowing a man to make up his own mind . You’re setting a dangerous precedent .

Worry not, such opportunities are strictly one-offs for just that reason.

 

[classic33]

Oh
Well that's given my theory a kick in the whatsits.

Cheesy

 

[Dave7]

Who me or The Awesome one

Don't, please don't. He already believes it. Try not to encourage him.

 

[Dave7]

Thats the beds changed, the washing on, laminate floor in the lounge mopped and the kitchen and bathroom floors steam mopped, now having a before vacuuming the carpets.

All go innit.
A mans job is never done

 

[BoldonLad]

You'll need to trust me on that one. Covid jab on Weds. Can't wait (not).

When I had my Covid Jab, nurse said, "just relax your arm", I replied "I am a man, a natural wimp, you are about to stick a needle in me, how can I relax?"; Nurse had a fit of giggles and had to wait to steady her hand before she could do the jab. Didn't feel a thing, even got a sticker for being a brave boy.