The Retirement Thread

[ebikeerwidnes]

I felt the same when we got a new Head at the school where I worked - she didn't seem to like me and wanted to change the job I did - so I legged it

After that the school went downhill quickly!!

and I haven't bothered working since!

should have thanked her really

 

[Dave7]

We are fonts of knowledge on this thread. However, some have more knowledge than others.

Personally, as a young man, I found the biscuit tin method was best.

Go on...... ask

 

[welsh dragon]

Personally, as a young man, I found the biscuit tin method was best.

Go on...... ask

Go on. I'll bite

 

[numbnuts]

Daily walk done it's 9c here but feels a lot colder

 

[oldwheels]

Go on. I'll bite

Aaargh. Reminds me of a story the tabloids were trying on about a certain politician I cannot name. It was alleged that she once bit some errant boyfriend in a rather sensitive area and was nicknamed "Gnasher". Sounds a bit unlikely as if he was that much out of favour it is unlikely she would have got close enough.

 

[Dave7]

Go on. I'll bite

The woman leans back on the walll. The guy stands on the biscuit tin.
When he shouts "I'm coming"....she kicks the tin away.
Dead safe.

 

[welsh dragon]

The woman leans back on the walll. The guy stands on the biscuit tin.
When he shouts "I'm coming"....she kicks the tin away.
Dead safe.

I knew I shouldn't have

 

[Deleted member 1258]

The woman leans back on the walll. The guy stands on the biscuit tin.
When he shouts "I'm coming"....she kicks the tin away.
Dead safe.

Probably as useful as the british rail birth control method.

 

[Tenkaykev]

Probably as useful as the british rail birth control method.

I think I know this one, though I can’t remember the punch line…

 

[Deleted member 1258]

I think I know this one, though I can’t remember the punch line…

Its a golden oldie so a few won't remember it.

 

[welsh dragon]

Its a golden oldie so a few won't remember it.

I am def not going to ask

 

[classic33]

Go on. I'll bite

Chocolate HobNob!

 

[ColinJ]

Clearly, somebody must have raised the tone since I was last here, or you lot would not be able to lower it again!

 

[welsh dragon]

Clearly, somebody must have raised the tone since I was last here, or you lot would not be able to lower it again!

Its all Dave and Dave's fault.

 

[Dave7]

I knew I shouldn't have

Its part of your education .
Let us know if it works for you.