swee'pea99
Squire
I've posted this before, but..As I discovered, when I asked an elderly local man if we were actually in Slay-th-wait! (He was totally confused by what I was asking him... I had to spell out the name of the town to him, and he looked totally bewildered that anybody could possibly imagine that it was pronounced that way!)
Baffled a local or two while touring Norfolk by asking if I was good for 'happy's-berg' (Happisburgh) until the light suddenly dawned behind one furrowed brow: 'Oh, you mean Hairs-brer'.
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Got my good lady ready and in her wheelchair for a trip to a local shopping area, looked out the door and the rains started, 
.........could be a long day......if they come at all
may come on Monday, but I ain't going to hold me breath

And dry 
