The Retirement Thread

[ColinJ]

Minimum value of £300, or violence involved for the police to even consider dealing with it.

I wonder if they even bother recording those incidents then? If they do, then it will make their crime stats look worse... "Your local police responded to 0.5% of all reported crimes, and caught the culprits in 3% of those cases"!

 

[classic33]

I wonder if they even bother recording those incidents then? If they do, then it will make their crime stats look worse... "Your local police responded to 0.5% of all reported crimes, and caught the culprits in 3% of those cases"!

With most shops knowing the minimum, they often don't report them. Meaning they don't get recorded.

Well done the Aldi staff though.

 

[classic33]

@Dave7 take note, in the "Aldi dash" this side o'Pennines, the staff seem to be quicker.

 

[Flick of the Elbow]

Peloton all together. Going to be a mad sprint! I won’t tell you who wins Colin.

How are you getting on with Carlton ?

 

[Mo1959]

How are you getting on with Carlton ?

Not even sure which one he is to be honest.

 

[12boy]

Colin J....He grabbed the scrote, you say. Gotta hurt. A lot.
Went for my little ride but as soon as I quit riding i was as sweaty as if there had been a thunderstorm.
Our refillable propane jugs are 20 lbs and an empty one is $40-50 with a refill being $20. The empty ones weigh 17 lbs.
NN, 14 mph. Pretty fast for a trike, yes? A nice woman I met on the bike path let me ride hers and I was working at 12mph although I might do better once used to it. The steering was very quick. It was fun fer sure.
Be well and safe.

 

[classic33]

He grabbed the scrote, you say. Gotta hurt. A lot.
Went for my little ride but as soon as I quit riding i was as sweaty as if there had been a thunderstorm.
Our refillable propane jugs are 20 lbs and an empty one is $40-50 with a refill being $20. The empty ones weigh 17 lbs.
NN, 14 mph. Pretty fast for a trike, yes? A nice woman I met on the bike path let me ride hers and I was working at 12mph although I might do better once used to it. The steering was very quick. It was fun fer sure.
Be well and safe.

Doesn't pay to upset some shop staff over here. They'll get you one way or the other.

 

[GM]

Well that was a great day out, really good to get out again. 38 Brompton miles done and I've learned a bit more about London's history from our leader RB58.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

From my facebook page tonight.

 

[Flick of the Elbow]

Not even sure which one he is to be honest.

He can’t be getting on your nerves that much then, if you haven’t noticed him !

 

[Flick of the Elbow]

Just been watching the European mtb champs on Eurosport, a seriously mental course, absolutely terrifying and terrific

 

[aferris2]

I did Roast Pork with jacket spud and mixed veg for us tonight

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Where's the crackling? You can't have pork without crackling.

 

[Juan Kog]

I did Roast Pork with jacket spud and mixed veg for us tonight

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“ MMMM” . But where’s the Apple sauce .

 

[Deleted member 1258]

“ MMMM” . But where’s the Apple sauce .

I'm not a fan of apple sauce.

 

[ColinJ]

Colin J....He grabbed the scrote, you say. Gotta hurt. A lot.

Ha ha - yes, that would hurt!

I'm not actually sure which bodily parts were grabbed because I was still in the checkout queue and didn't get to witness 'the catch'.

Many of the staff members had wireless headsets on and were relaying messages back and forth to each other. One of them shouted to another "They caught him!"