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A quick 4 km ride to pick up a Metro and some shopping from Aldi. I averaged one 'lemming' per km...
  1. A teenager is walking along the pavement staring at his phone. He turns and begins to cross, but doesn't look up until he is in the middle of the road. I am already steering round him. He looks surprised and mutters "SMIDSY"!
  2. A second teenager is walking along the pavement staring at his phone. (You know what's next, don't you!) He turns and begins to cross, but doesn't look up until he is in the middle of the road. I am already steering round him. He looks surprised and mutters "SMIDSY"!
  3. A middle-aged woman is walking along the pavement while staring up at the sky, no doubt worried about the risk of being zapped by a lightning bolt if the forecast turns out to be correct. No worries about the vastly greater risk when crossing the road though... She turns and begins to cross, but doesn't look down until she is in the middle of the road. I am already steering round her. She looks surprised and mutters "SMIDSY"!
  4. White van man flings open his door and leaps out into the road. Only then does he look back to see if anything is about to hit him. There was - ME, but I am already steering round him. He looks surprised and mutters "SMIDSY"!
I've got a question... How do they actually survive, given their total lack of road awareness?! :whistle::wacko:

I recon you must attract them like a light attracts moths, its rare for me to have a close encounter with a pedestrian.
 
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ColinJ

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I recon you must attract them like a light attracts moths, its rare for me to have a close encounter with a pedestrian.
Maybe it is because Coventry's roads tend to be wider than Todmorden's backstreets? The kind of road that even smartphone lovers might think twice about ambling across?

Most of my encounters are not on busy roads, although occasionally the idiots walk straight out on the A646 through Todmorden too!
 

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Went for a short ride and enjoyed it muchly. And, at various points by the river there was 2 whitetail deer yearlings, then later saw a harem of 5-6 mulie does with as many yearlings. Then glancing at the river I saw a little white gull on a stump by a sandbar and then realized it was a bald eagle, but beforeI co78uld set up the phone for a shot it split. 2 miles further was a white pelican and a bunch of mergansers. And it is only 31C. A bit of lunch, a few arrows and off to the balefill and then HomeDepot for on sale topsoil.
Josey was my favorite although being a lowbrow I did kinda ljke the Clyde movies.
 
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Maybe it is because Coventry's roads tend to be wider than Todmorden's backstreets? The kind of road that even smartphone lovers might think twice about ambling across?

Most of my encounters are not on busy roads, although occasionally the idiots walk straight out on the A646 through Todmorden too!

I'm sure we have our fair share of Lemmings, its just I don't see them very often, both on the bike and in the car.
 

classic33

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I'm sure we have our fair share of Lemmings, its just I don't see them very often, both on the bike and in the car.
The valley seems to attract a special type of "zombie". Before mobile phones it was simply not looking at anything, but they had their ears covered with headphones.
 

classic33

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I thought zombies like that were all over.
It seems to be a special sort down those parts. Not certain if it's people who have made the move to somewhere smaller, expecting it to be quieter and safer.
 
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Dirk

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Morning all :hello:

Yay, tis Fish Friday! :hungry::cheers:
Will have a stroll down to the village later.
MrsD looks after the finances in our household - what with her having bookkeeping qualifications an' all, seems like the most sensible arrangement. She always amazes me with how she manages our finances.
I'm constantly thinking that we are running close to the wind and she'll surprise me by saying that we are better off than I thought. Last night, she said that if we maintain our current spending, we can put £800 a month into savings! I was stunned.
 
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