The Retirement Thread

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Dave7

Legendary Member
Location
Cheshire
OK Grandma............I'm off to suck a Werthers. :laugh:
Never heard it called that before ^_^
 

Dave7

Legendary Member
Location
Cheshire
We are fighting the good fight with spiders at the moment. We have some anti spider spray that Mr WD is spraying around at the moment. I also heard that stuff like lavender deters them as they don't like the smell. And basil and lemon balm is the same
I read something t'other day that says they don't like lemon or lemon rind so to run lemon over anywhere you think gives them access eg door frames.
 

ColinJ

Puzzle game procrastinator!
Oh, THERE you are!

My Internet was working at around 21:00 yesterday and then I went offline for a while to work on my puzzle game.

I have it adjusting itself to fit different screens. It does a 'best fit' calculation and scales itself up or down no matter how big or small the screen is, or what its aspect ratio is. That works fine.

I have a phone which is getting a bit old now. The game looks ok on it and plays well, so any more modern device should have no problem. Good.

Then a worrying thought struck me... What about those ugly notches and cut-outs that many modern phones have at the top of the screen? My phone doesn't have them so I use the whole screen for the game. I hadn't taken notches into account... :wacko:

Time to go online and search for advice. No joy. Internet, are you there? Coo ee... It was no more. It had ceased to be. It was bereft of life; resting in peace. It was an ex-network!

I did the usual things but couldn't get it back. I only have an emergency 300 MB of data left on my phone to last me until the second week of October so I wasn't going to use that.

Oh well, time to watch another episode of Borgen on Netflix then. Hang on - no Netflix.

In that case, watch The Killing on iPlayer. Hang on - no iPlayer!

CycleChat? No!

YouTube? How!

Talk about being cut off in one's prime!

I watched a couple of things that I had saved on my Humax box and then went to bed.

It made me realise how important a decent broadband connection is to me. The last time that I was that cut off was on holiday in Wales a few years ago. That wasn't so bad because being in a new place was keeping me busy and I wasn't alone for a week or more.

Anyway... It was a relief to find that the problem has been resolved overnight!

And now I will throw off the comfort blanket of the Web to venture out for half an hour on my singlespeed bike. The Hunt for the Phantom Paper Pilferer aka Le Tour de Tod. And I need to score some drugs from my dealer... ***





*** Warfarin / Boots, silly! :okay:
 

welsh dragon

Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
Well, so far my retirement day consisted of...

Up at 0600hrs.

Make Mrs D's lunch and a travel mug of coffee.

Clean myself up.

Feed Bruce, let him in the garden for a Forest Gump.

Feed Mini D, oversee her taking her tablet and morning inhaler.

Settle down with a Clooney's and an oaty bar.

Brush Mini D's hair and put it in a ponytail.

Walk Mini D a few humdred yards to her friends house, and they walk to school together. I carried Bruce along for the ride.

Returned home, flopped into my armchair where Ive remained ever since.
There is a fine art to flopping down onto or is it into a chair. It takes years of practise i understand.
 

Paulus

Started young, and still going.
Location
Barnet,
Good afternoon all, been out on the bike for a while as the weather is really nice. quite warm and sunny with just a gentle breeze.
I'm going to watch the mixed relay this afternoon at the world champs on the red button.:bicycle::bicycle::bicycle:
After that will be grass cutting duties and some general tidying up.
 
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Drago

Legendary Member
There is a fine art to flopping down onto or is it into a chair. It takes years of practise i understand.
It does indeed, although I have a natural talent.

My weeks are arse about at the moment. Normally id be busy in the week, then relax at the qeekend when Mrs D is home. However, due to the puppy I can't do much in the week and I'm cramming everything into the weekend when mrs D can keep an eye on him.

I feel a bit guilty having 5 days every week mooching about, but Mrs D says to just enjoy it while it lasts.
 
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Dirk

Dirk

If 6 Was 9
Location
Watchet
The Eagle has landed....

610376


Only one's on site and 3 miles from Padstow - in the distance.
Currently in the Quarryman enjoying a pint of Windjammer and waiting on a steak & ale pie, with veg and new potatoes.:hungry:
The pub is literally a 2 minute walk from the site.:okay:
 
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