Good afternoon people from a beautiful warm and sunny Lancashire

An excellent ride today. Clearly there's lots of reading to catch up on the days events. I will return but first a little story.
Questions I have never been asked about cycling (or any activity) is the topic. Sat in the cafe with my buddy, also an ageing friendly looking bloke, and the young waitress brought our coffee.
She said "Excuse me but can I ask you a question?"
"Of course" we said. Why miss the chance for a chat with a pretty young woman?
"I've always wondered this. What do you do when you want to go to the toilet?"
Being respectable men we answered without any of the ribald remarks others might use.