Juan Kog
permanently grumpy
I escaped, I put the Ocado shopping away . Mrs JK , 2 of her sisters and a niece are glued to it.Tonight I've had to watch Kermit the Frog dancing with Miss Piggy.
Why does the BBC make this shite?

I escaped, I put the Ocado shopping away . Mrs JK , 2 of her sisters and a niece are glued to it.Tonight I've had to watch Kermit the Frog dancing with Miss Piggy.
Why does the BBC make this shite?
No. I'm in the same room as someone who was watching Strictly.You've been watching Strictly!
How did you know it was Kermit strutting his stuff with Miss Piggy?No. I'm in the same room as someone who was watching Strictly.
Warning - incriminating answer required - engage Evasive Mode...You the third person in the doorway?
I’m sure you didn’t have to watch it. Closet Strictly fan I take it?
I put the telly off ages ago as I detest Saturday evening TV.
Disengage evasive mode...Warning - incriminating answer required - engage Evasive Mode...
The person not helping to prepare the family meal was standing in the doorway!
I made the salad for this evening's meal.![]()
Ok, yes, I was distracting my sister and niece while they cooked a nice meal...Disengage evasive mode...
Incriminating answer required.
Re-engage evasive mode...Ok, yes, I was distracting my sister and niece while they cooked a nice meal...
I would have helped if I could have got in the kitchen as well!![]()
Night GranMaNight Johnboy.
They were already baking by the time I took my kitchen supervision position!You could have washed the spuds in another room.
Promoted from Chief Taster to supervisor, pay to match the new position?They were already baking by the time I took my kitchen supervision position!