The Retirement Thread

[numbnuts]

Busy Bee today loaf under way and 24 mince pies cooking.
Broke my splashguard on the kenwood, ordered another one
We are having new emergency lighting fitted, getting ready for all the black outs

 

[numbnuts]

This appeared on facebook today

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Just seen that on Quora ........doing the rounds

 

[Mo1959]

I’ve bought some Euromillions tickets for tonight’s draw since it’s a massive rollover. I will probably win £2.50 as usual.

 

[numbnuts]

I’ve bought some Euromillions tickets for tonight’s draw since it’s a massive rollover. I will probably win £2.50 as usual.

Good luck...........maybe I should buy some too

 

[welsh dragon]

I’ve bought some Euromillions tickets for tonight’s draw since it’s a massive rollover. I will probably win £2.50 as usual.

I bought a ticket last week and they hgave me £2.00 back just for having a go. I have one for tonight

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Guy I ride with regularly is 71. TT10 this year of 22:30 while taking 32 seconds off his previous PB set last year. He also smashes any climb put in his way.

Quite astonishing. We take great pleasure in his achievements.......and the piss on a regular basis.

Thats a very good time, well done that fella.

 

[Mo1959]

I have had a slice of toast with scrambled egg for lunch. Eggs needed used up anyway.
It’s brightening up now so should get another walk soon.

 

[BoldonLad]

I’ve bought some Euromillions tickets for tonight’s draw since it’s a massive rollover. I will probably win £2.50 as usual.

If you win "the big one" will you still speak to us?

 

[Mo1959]

If you win "the big one" will you still speak to us?

I’ll even give you £100,000 each

 

[numbnuts]

Breaking News

Thousands of eggs have been stolen from a local farm.
Police suspect poachers are to blame.

 

[Mo1959]

Breaking News

Smash and grab?

 

[PaulSB]

I’ll even give you £100,000 each

Go, Mo, Go......

 

[Dave7]

Hermes "failed delivery" scam anyone ?
I have been getting texts for the last few days now. Apparently you are supposed to click on the 'link' etc etc.
(I wonder how many people get caught out).
So today I got one from them which I knew was genuine......no need to click on anything. Its simply telling me that a parcel I am expecting is on the way

 

[classic33]

Guy I ride with regularly is 71. TT10 this year of 22:30 while taking 32 seconds off his previous PB set last year. He also smashes any climb put in his way.

Quite astonishing. We take great pleasure in his achievements.......and the piss on a regular basis.

Just don't carry it too far.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Hermes "failed delivery" scam anyone ?
I have been getting texts for the last few days now. Apparently you are supposed to click on the 'link' etc etc.
(I wonder how many people get caught out).
So today I got one from them which I knew was genuine......no need to click on anything. Its simply telling me that a parcel I am expecting is on the way

I keep getting car phone warehouse calls, someone with a thick accent thats difficult to understand, the number is now blocked, I also get the one ring calls, if I phoned them back I'd find myself on a premium rate line, I've stopped blocking those, every time I block a number they come back on a different number.