The Retirement Thread

[PaulSB]

Good day all.
Right @classic33 ......last nights weird dream.
I owned a pet Giraffe. It quickly grew too big so I decided to get rid of if by putting it in the bin (yes I know).
It stuck its head out as though to say "what are you doing to me" .....so I took it back out.
Next thing it was full grown and a real problem.
No idea what happened to it.

Over to you Classic

Can you let me have some of what you're smoking? 😎

A while ago I mentioned a cleaning "stuff" we heard about... its simply called The Pink Stuff.
Our hot air frier had a real build up up hardened grease that even a pan scrub could not shift.
Today I applied the "Stuff", left it for an hour then rubbed it down......amazing.
I highly recommend it.

Or have you been sniffing this Pink Stuff?

 

[classic33]

Can you let me have some of what you're smoking? 😎

Smoking in bed, he could drop the fag!

Would you report back with your dreams, should you try it.

 

[Deleted member 1258]

Can you let me have some of what you're smoking? 😎



Or have you been sniffing this Pink Stuff?

What ever it is it sounds like a good drop of stuff, so if he's got some spare I'd like to try it.

 

[pawl]

Evening meal .Two Staffordshire oat cakes with bacon and egg in each.Followed by bread and butter pudding.Yum Yum Yum

 

[Tenkaykev]

Needed to clear my head a bit so I headed out for a walk this morning. I wandered down to Upton House and walked along the shoreline before heading up the Roman road and the trailway. I took a wrong turning and before turning back I popped into the local Cemetery to pay my respects to some people I'd known and have a bit of a quiet think. Alfred Russel Wallace is buried here, his contribution to the theory of evolution is much undervalued and an interesting story.
His monument is a piece of fossilised tree which looks quite phallic ( or is it just me ?) 🤔

 

[Flick of the Elbow]

Had a group of whooper swans fly over this morning, the first we’ve seen this winter. Sat down to a mid ride lunch and noticed a crested tit dotting about straight infront of us.

 

[Paulus]

Good evening all.
Been busy all day. MrsP decided that the fridge needed cleaning. To be fair there were unknown green slimey things growing in there.
As the weather was nice some gardening was done.
A bimble on the bike this afternoon, and then cooked some stuffed red peppers, rice, some chopped vegetables and a tomato sauce with some feta cheese on the top. Very tasty

 

[classic33]

Needed to clear my head a bit so I headed out for a walk this morning. I wandered down to Upton House and walked along the shoreline before heading up the Roman road and the trailway. I took a wrong turning and before turning back I popped into the local Cemetery to pay my respects to some people I'd known and have a bit of a quiet think. Alfred Russel Wallace is buried here, his contribution to the theory of evolution is much undervalued and an interesting story.
His monument is a piece of fossilised tree which looks quite phallic ( or is it just me ?) 🤔
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It's just you!

 

[Deleted member 1258]

It's just you!

No its not just him.

 

[Tenkaykev]

It's just you!

😮

 

[Chief Broom]

Had a group of whooper swans fly over this morning, the first we’ve seen this winter. Sat down to a mid ride lunch and noticed a crested tit dotting about straight infront of us.

I love Whoopers! They sound quite happy when they fly over with lots of trumpeting/honking

 

[classic33]

Anyway @classic33 its all well and good explaining my dream AND I assure you the cheque is in the post......but where is my Giraffe ?? I have looked all over the house but can't find it

Any luck in your hunt for the giraffe you mislaid?

 

[Drago]

I have risen!

1st!

 

[Mo1959]

Second again. Bed was nice and cosy so lay on for a bit.

Gosh it’s a tad gusty out. Was going to do the hill walk so might get blown away up on the top.

 

[Chief Broom]

You young whipper snappers!