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ColinJ

Puzzle game procrastinator!
We called in at a little corner shop on the way back and bought biscuits...
They had a big Christmas tree with lights lit, and with presents scattered around the base. Tinsel and baubles draped around the ceiling and walls... On November 10th!!! :wacko:

The dog looks like it wants a dump.
He does, but he didn't. He just refused to move for a couple of minutes, then got back up and started walking again as if nothing had happened. Maybe he just wanted to catch his breath!

Or widened the existing pavement.
Maybe... I'm not sure where that picture was taken. I had a quick look on Street View in Todmorden and Hebden Bridge but didn't spot the location.

Just over 12 weeks to go now until my state pension starts... :smile: Not that I have been counting down since 76 weeks to go! :whistle:
 

classic33

Leg End Member
They had a big Christmas tree with lights lit, and with presents scattered around the base. Tinsel and baubles draped around the ceiling and walls... On November 10th!!! :wacko:


He does, but he didn't. He just refused to move for a couple of minutes, then got back up and started walking again as if nothing had happened. Maybe he just wanted to catch his breath!


Maybe... I'm not sure where that picture was taken. I had a quick look on Street View in Todmorden and Hebden Bridge but didn't spot the location.

Just over 12 weeks to go now until my state pension starts... :smile: Not that I have been counting down since 76 weeks to go! :whistle:
In front of the old cinema or the park in Hebden Bridge?
 
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ColinJ

Puzzle game procrastinator!
Unless this was correct, and you never picked up.
We were stuck staring at him the whole time. He did nowt except glare at us, and then got up (with a clean pavement behind him!) and started trotting along without a care in the world.

He's in his own little world, and doesn't like to be rushed, or taken to where he doesn't want to go. It is almost impossible to get him to step out of the house if it is raining. I had to lift him into the car when they were leaving today because he didn't like the look of the heavy drizzle that had started after we got back!
 

classic33

Leg End Member
We were stuck staring at him the whole time. He did nowt except glare at us, and then got up (with a clean pavement behind him!) and started trotting along without a care in the world.

He's in his own little world, and doesn't like to be rushed, or taken to where he doesn't want to go. It is almost impossible to get him to step out of the house if it is raining. I had to lift him into the car when they were leaving today because he didn't like the look of the heavy drizzle that had started after we got back!
Sit down protest at being rushed
 

ColinJ

Puzzle game procrastinator!
Ever had some selfish idiot park in front of your driveway and block your access? :whistle:

This farmer did, but found his own solution to the problem...




:laugh:
 

Poacher

Gravitationally challenged member
Location
Nottingham
Morning all. Can anyone explain why smoke detectors always wait until the early hours before complaining of a low battery?
The sodding thing might have had the decency to start chirping yesterday afternoon, when there could hardly have been much more juice.
Why wait until now?
And so to bed, perchance to lie awake until 7:30, when I have to get up anyway.
 

Mo1959

Legendary Member
Morning all. Can anyone explain why smoke detectors always wait until the early hours before complaining of a low battery?
The sodding thing might have had the decency to start chirping yesterday afternoon, when there could hardly have been much more juice.
Why wait until now?
And so to bed, perchance to lie awake until 7:30, when I have to get up anyway.
Currently waiting on a set of 3 being delivered to comply with the upcoming new regulations up here. Nice of the government to tell us we must have them but no thought for the poor buggers who can’t afford them. £170 for the set as they have to be wireless. I can afford it but there will be many who can’t. No word of any assistance for them so far. I wasn’t going to bother, but no doubt if you had a fire the insurance wouldn’t pay up.
 

Tenkaykev

Guru
Location
Poole
Good morning folks,
A pleasant evening at the Tivoli last night watching John Shuttleworth. We’d only previously listed to his show on the radio. He was very good, comedy on a different tangent. The Tiv had been revamped during lockdown, and is now wonderfully Art Deco. Added bonus was the small bar has a couple of decent beers available 🍺
Have a peaceful day folks 🌞👍☕
EDIT:
While watching the show I did wonder if it might be @Accy cyclist of this parish moonlighting 😁
 
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