I'll park across your drive then?And get bogged down due to the soaked ground
The Retirement Thread
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welsh dragon
Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
Just asking for a friend,has he got a sister that does an Elvis tribute act.
welsh dragon
Thanks but no thanks. I think I'll pass.
Christmas is done and dusted for me. Beef for Christmas dinner. Cards ready to send. Last present arrives today and all I have left to do is order my mummies flowers
I'll nip over the road to the farm shop and pick up our eggs and sausages nearer the time.Christmas is done and dusted for me. Beef for Christmas dinner. Cards ready to send. Last present arrives today and all I have left to do is order my mummies flowers
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See. See. Told ya.
I have stuff that still have the bloomin labels attached from at least 2 years ago.
Since I've been looking after my Good Lady the amount of stuff I've been finding in her wardrobes thats brand new with the label on is unreal, at bedtime I'll be getting ready her clean clothes for the morning and I'll bring down something brand new with the label on and she'll say "where did you find that?"No idea of when or where she brought it.
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I've been tripping over that one for years.
Mo1959
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Christmas barely even registers with me these days. It really is just another day for me. I'm always glad when it's over for another year and start looking forward to the lengthening days again.Christmas is done and dusted for me. Beef for Christmas dinner. Cards ready to send. Last present arrives today and all I have left to do is order my mummies flowers
numbnuts
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- Gone over the hill and far away
Looks like the day started without me.............
pawl
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- Desford Leicestershire
Christmas is done and dusted for me. Beef for Christmas dinner. Cards ready to send. Last present arrives today and all I have left to do is order my mummies flowers
Mrs p took took twenty three xmas cards to are local PO yesterday The owners of the Po are always helpful.Helped Mrs p stick the stamps on
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Adult Humour from my facebook page this morning, lol.
Old Murphy spent 40-plus years in the Merchant Marines before retiring. One night he wondered whether he could still do the wild thing, and went down the shipyard. He found a working girl who fit his price range and an economical hotel room.
They went to bed and started going at it. After a while, Murphy asked, "How am I doing?" She said, "Sailor, you're doing about three knots."
"Three knots?" he replied, "What do you mean? She explained, "You're not in, you're not hard, and you're not getting any money back."
Old Murphy spent 40-plus years in the Merchant Marines before retiring. One night he wondered whether he could still do the wild thing, and went down the shipyard. He found a working girl who fit his price range and an economical hotel room.
They went to bed and started going at it. After a while, Murphy asked, "How am I doing?" She said, "Sailor, you're doing about three knots."
"Three knots?" he replied, "What do you mean? She explained, "You're not in, you're not hard, and you're not getting any money back."
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Mrs p took took twenty three cowards to are local PO yesterday The owners of the Po are always helpful.Helped Mrs p stick the stamps on
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It has always confused me. I was brought up on "i before e except after c" but its not true.
Funnily enough he has.
She is 6'4", weighs 17 stone and has a beard.
Would you like her address ?
Mo1959
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..........at least they weren't shot at dawn!Mrs p took took twenty three cowards to are local PO yesterday The owners of the Po are always helpful.Helped Mrs p stick the stamps on
