The Retirement Thread
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didnt feel very energetic this morning but thought i'd make the effortanyhoo went a few miles past the loch and theres black ice everywhere
so thought ****** that and returned to the batcave
Yesterday i was up that way and rode across a cattle grid which had a cross piece missing....thought i might have kinked a wheel as i hit it hard...Posted a warning for cyclist on a local site [Brora needs you] and wadyanow...its been fixed! someone must have informed the relevant department....power of the computer!
I remember one from many years ago, I was well out in the sticks somewhere, but can't remember where, I came across a cattle grid that had several cross pieces missing that had been patched up with fence posts and twine,
I did get over it though I was worried about using it.
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The oldies are the best, lol, from my facebook page this afternoon
Cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you"
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a ho*oker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, "Why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess; I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."
Cabbie picks up a Nun. She gets into the cab, and notices that the VERY handsome cab driver won't stop staring at her.
She asks him why he is staring.
He replies: "I have a question to ask, but I don't want to offend you"
She answers, "My son, you cannot offend me. When you're as old as I am and have been a nun as long as I have, you get a chance to see and hear just about everything. I'm sure that there's nothing you could say or ask that I would find offensive."
"Well, I've always had a fantasy to have a nun kiss me."
She responds, "Well, let's see what we can do about that: #1, you have to be single and #2, you must be Catholic."
The cab driver is very excited and says, "Yes, I'm single and Catholic!
"OK" the nun says. "Pull into the next alley."
The nun fulfills his fantasy with a kiss that would make a ho*oker blush.
But when they get back on the road, the cab driver starts crying.
"My dear child," said the nun, "Why are you crying?"
"Forgive me but I've sinned. I lied and I must confess; I'm married and I'm Jewish."
The nun says, "That's OK. My name is Kevin and I'm going to a Halloween party."
Twasn't me!
I've been listening to Runrig since @Flick of the Elbow posted earlier 🎶
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numbnuts
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- Gone over the hill and far away
Just done the ironing from this morning wash 
I seriously think you need a financial advisor. A good one is expensive but trust me is worth it.Just accepted an offer of 350k on my dad's house from first time buyers.
Now it just so happens that I am free at the moment.
PM me if you want my terms and conditions.
Mo1959
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- Perthshire,Scotland
Millie in full flight!They were presents!
Can tell Murphy was built for speed and chasing! i like this pic as the water ripples seem to accentuate his lines
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classic33
Leg End Member
Proof that all four feet/paws are off the ground at the same time every so often.
To you, my son, I offer a one off discount. This is a very limited offerI've never needed any advice on how to spend money.
It's a good job MrsD is sensible.
classic33
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How much of a discount?To you, my son, I offer a one off discount. This is a very limited offer
12boy
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- Casper WY USA
Just got back from a ride. It was -9C ,-16-C wind chill and the studded snow tires were amazingly slow but did great on frozen snow and ice. I was fairly warm except for toes and fingers. It was a lot of exercise for 8.9 miles. My knit mittens are porous but if I can fix that and wear hiking boots things will be better. I have been home for about an hour and it has snowed a couple inches since then.
Hasta luego, muchachos!
Hasta luego, muchachos!
classic33
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Cease with this talk of snow, unless you send some over here. Not keeping it all for yourself.
It's most unfair, reading about others who have snow when we do not!!
